View Poll Results: Would you to batter the living shit out of me in real life?
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Discuss Do People Actually Think That The Shit Posted On Here Is Real? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The_Snail
Wanker.
You're next for the patio, wearing your ripped stockings in a wedding dress after being murdered by a Boeing 747 when you dropped your styrofoam cup at the Soda Stream ...
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About LinkBacks- 04-05-2012, 16:54 #61Senior Member
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Oh well played Ma'am.
Originally Posted by The_Snail 
The_Snail likes this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
- 04-05-2012, 16:55 #62Yep, you'll need it. You can test it out at the June meet. Originally Posted by jarrod248
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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You forgot to leave your number, Snail. Originally Posted by The_Snail
Oooooh... I can see my tonsils from 'ere
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Nice one centurion, come and play backup when the big girls have already kicked off. Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia Oh well played Ma'am.
"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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There is a 5th option missing.
"Yes I would if I was paid enough"
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Who the fuck are the sugababes? Originally Posted by CaptainPlume The Snail's neighbours look through the window at her nekkid apart from the pants and think, "hmmn, odd for a teenage boy to live by himself & smoke. He must be a pouff as he's drinking rose & dancing to the Sugababes..."
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I understand them to be a popular beat combo m'lud.... Originally Posted by kilo42 Guinness. It's the first food group.
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This lot: Originally Posted by kilo42
Please note that I am only this kind once a year. None of you are getting anything for Christmas now.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
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Mmm they look errmmm, bendable. Is The Snail a lesbeterian then ? Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia This lot:
Please note that I am only this kind once a year. None of you are getting anything for Christmas now.
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I miss the ginger one from the original line up. Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia This lot:
Please note that I am only this kind once a year. None of you are getting anything for Christmas now.
The sultry gwar with her pale skin and pink nipples.
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