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Discuss Do People Actually Think That The Shit Posted On Here Is Real? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy
That'll be a very flat patio then
Wanker.
You're next for the patio, wearing your ripped stockings in a wedding dress after being murdered by a Boeing 747 when you dropped ...
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About LinkBacks- 04-05-2012, 15:26 #51Wanker.
Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy 
That'll be a very flat patio then
You're next for the patio, wearing your ripped stockings in a wedding dress after being murdered by a Boeing 747 when you dropped your styrofoam cup at the Soda Stream and it twatted you in the back of the head.
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- 04-05-2012, 15:30 #52Senior Member
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I like patios.
Or is that patois? I'm never sure which, to be honest."Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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- 04-05-2012, 15:48 #53Do you have riddim? Does your girlfriend spend a lot of time & money blinging up her talons in nail bars and have a big booty? If so it's the latter. Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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I had a girlfriend once. Must have been about '83, or maybe '84. Originally Posted by CaptainPlume "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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Must have been a 'grab a granny night'. Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy I had a girlfriend once. Must have been about 83, or maybe 84.
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That does it, outside you. I'm not averse to a bit of OAP battery, you know. Originally Posted by R.Sinabout Must have been a 'grab a granny night'. R.Sinabout likes this."Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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Will you be bringing the boiled eggs or shall I? Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy That does it, outside you. I'm not averse to a bit of OAP battery, you know.
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Your turn, I reckon. I'll bring the sat cable torture device. Originally Posted by R.Sinabout R.Sinabout likes this."Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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I'll fetch the OAP knackering device, where is Monty? Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy R.Sinabout likes this.Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 04-05-2012, 16:39 #60KirkzGuest
[QUOTE=Monty417;4380095]That doesn't surprise me you weird cunt. I've seen what you can eat, including curry for breakfast.[/QUOTE]
You should see what I have for Sunday brunch, after a Saturday night take away :)CrashTestDummy likes this.
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