ARmy Rumour SErvice

**cloudbuster** · 05-05-2012, 01:19

Originally Posted by mercurydancer

For an admission... My g/f is blessed with the light skin and ginger hair. I love her very much. Her head hair is so wispy that each change of the northern winds causes her hair to fluff up like candyfloss on the lightest breeze. He lovely alabaster skin which glows brightly with emotion when I crawl back from the Salutation pub late of an evening.

When we share intimacy, its like gnawing through a badly rusted brillo pad to get to the real intimate shared experience.

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

**scalieback** · 05-05-2012, 01:21

Originally Posted by mercurydancer

For an admission... My g/f is blessed with the light skin and ginger hair. I love her very much. Her head hair is so wispy that each change of the northern winds causes her hair to fluff up like candyfloss on the lightest breeze. He lovely alabaster skin which glows brightly with emotion when I crawl back from the Salutation pub late of an evening.

When we share intimacy, its like gnawing through a badly rusted brillo pad to get to the real intimate shared experience.

I too like the taste of piss and twiglets

**jarrod248** · 05-05-2012, 01:22

I love ginger hair it's a shame gingers are just so deranged mental fucking creatures.

**LucreziaBorgia** · 05-05-2012, 01:26

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I love ginger hair it's a shame gingers are just so deranged mental fucking creatures.

The Outrage Busdrivers For Political Correction Committeaandbiscuits have decreed that the word to be used now is "Auburn".

I would have argued but the president is a dusky chap and I've heard they get a bit fighty when questioned.

**cloudbuster** · 05-05-2012, 01:29

Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia

The Outrage Busdrivers For Political Correction Committeaandbiscuits have decreed that the word to be used now is "Auburn".

I would have argued but the president is a dusky chap and I've heard they get a bit fighty when questioned.

Change the name all you want, they're still nutters.

**steven seagull** · 05-05-2012, 01:37

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I love ginger hair it's a shame gingers are just so deranged mental fucking creatures.

Which is why the sky fairy gave us the pimp hand.

**Recce19** · 05-05-2012, 03:10

Originally Posted by The_Snail

This is why I don't often post.

You're all cunts.

*Sigh* That was it? The witty retort, the ripping of a new arsehole!?.....RIP The Slug.....bit dusty in here....yada yada.......

Mr_Tigger · 05-05-2012, 03:33

FFS seven pages and still no photographic proof of Snail's scarlet (lacy?) knicker-clad dancing antics. Is it too late to change my vote?

**Ruckerwocman** · 05-05-2012, 03:34

I'd really like to see you put this on. A-hehn.

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**eodmatt** · 05-05-2012, 03:46

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I know, I know, we are all steely eyed killers, blah, blah, blah.

I talk some shit sometimes (mebbe all the time).

Do you think I take it to heart and cry myself to sleep?

Do I fuck.

I get my red knickknicks on and groove to the Sugababes in the kitchen, half nekked whilst smerking a tab and necking a glass of pink wine.

Some people are so up their own arrses they can see their own tonsils.

Discuss.

Oh, and if you have a problem with me. PM me, call me, or fuck off.

Sluggo, I have always loved you. You are my hearts desire. Every fibre of my being longs to hold you an a lingering embrace whilst I explore your every inner crevice. Perhaps I could drink pink wine out of your furry cup. Maybe we could share a hangover in the morning dew with dew drops of crystal rolling gently down your breasts magnifying your every skin imperfection.

I love you.

Yep it's all fantasy (and lies) Heh heh heh. XXXXX Matt