- 03-05-2012, 18:27 #31Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
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- 03-05-2012, 18:33 #32
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
A top shelf of whatever's available, served in a desert boot.
Years ago, on a skiiing exercise, in the ski hut's bar, we spotted some quaint old bottles on the rear shelf. Covered in dust, and looking like something out of an alchemist's laboratory, they hadn't been touched for years.
So, we tried a few nips in our cocktails, until we got a bit rowdy and some captain with a failed sense of humour put his foot down, and threatened to close the bar unless we stuck to tried and trusted booze.
- 03-05-2012, 18:48 #33
- 03-05-2012, 18:53 #34Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 03-05-2012, 18:54 #35
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- Maidenhead. That's part of a cunt, not a place to live
- 03-05-2012, 20:03 #36
Cocktails are not gay. Spent a fine Friday evening last week in the company of my Swedish girlfriend, her of 34" legs, blonde hair & a minge that loves me, swigging all sorts of fine cocktails. I spunked nearly £90 up the wall in 3 hours of getting trashed then went back to her place where she leapt on me & fcuked my fucking brains out. Cocktails are nails. End of.
- 03-05-2012, 20:19 #37
I think you'll find this is the ultimate cocktail.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, largely considered to be the best in the Universe. Its effects are similar to having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully...
Howver, back on planet Earth, I quite like a Mac Daddy.
dash whisky bitters
1 strip orange zest
large slug Scotch whisky (not the good stuff)
lemon,to garnishSpike Milligan, comedy genius:
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- 03-05-2012, 20:29 #38
I really don't give a fuck what other idiots think of what I drink, but I drink these cocktails, when I have to:
- Old Fashioned
- Whiskey Sour
- Bloody Mary (when hungover, before eating something for brunch)
- Long Island Ice Tea
Anyone gotta problem? F-off!
- 03-05-2012, 20:38 #39
Any and each of the above are ideal company on a warm summers evening.Guinness. It's the first food group.
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- 03-05-2012, 20:59 #40
Try Sex on the beach
Aspall's cider is better than Srongbow IMHO especially the draughtI read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry
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