ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Gassing_Badgers** · 03-05-2012, 16:04

Some of my best night's drinking have been on Mojitos and Long Island Iced Teas.

I could twitter on about purity of alcohol, but all I know is that no matter how drunk I got, I never seemed to have the hangover or generally jaded feeling that came with more than a few pints of beer or bottles of red wine.

**woody** · 03-05-2012, 16:08

Long island iced tea it sounds so harmless

It isn't.

**Drummer_Boy** · 03-05-2012, 16:13

I'm in the Mojito camp (or not so camp!!). Excellent in hot weather.

**theoriginalphantom** · 03-05-2012, 16:18

I spent a very expensive night in London many years ago, consuming many, many stupidly named drinks in the company of a short, round RAF woman (with terrific norks).
There was nothing gay about the experience at all.

My bank manager may have cried though

**tiny_lewis** · 03-05-2012, 16:22

Originally Posted by Ciggie

I've just spent the last 2 hrs drinking a mix of sherry, whiskey and peach juice, seems ok so far.....what is the ultimate cocktail ?

An Engineer: One of everything behind the bar, in a bucket. Whatever goes in, you drink.

**mac_uk** · 03-05-2012, 16:27

One of my camelbaks on Saturday was full of Mojito, seemed quite hetero to me

Strongbow is for poofs and Yorkshiremen

Taboo as well, peachy, fruity and makes your botty sore apparently

**Gassing_Badgers** · 03-05-2012, 16:27

Also brings to mind some 'cocktail nights' in the bar of Roberts Hall at Shriveham many years back...

usually consisted of mixing together as many weird combinations from the top shelf as possible, in an attempt to re-create all the colours of the rainbow.

One commandant tried to put a stop to this, by preventing the mess staff from selling anything larger than a double spirit measure. To which the response of course was "one double vodka, one double blue curacao, one double barcardi, one touble tequilla, two cans of 7-up....and a pint glass, please!"

**mac_uk** · 03-05-2012, 16:28

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

I spent a very expensive night in London many years ago, consuming many, many stupidly named drinks in the company of a short, round RAF woman (with terrific norks).
There was nothing gay about the experience at all.

My bank manager may have cried though

Who cares about the drinks, tell us about the norks (with pics please)

**ordinaryforces** · 03-05-2012, 16:32

I'm quite fond of an Irish cocktail....guinness with a maris-piper spud in it. sophisticated or wot?

**Joe_Private** · 03-05-2012, 16:34

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Cocktails are a very expensive way to get a headache, drink Strongbow it's full of antioxidants and cures cancer, oh and you won't look like a homosexual.

Not true. I've been propositioned by homosexuals whilst drinking a variety of things, including but not limited to Strongbow, Stella, London Pride, Bacardi Breezer melon flavour, and other such manly drinks.