Discuss Why are men becoming more effeminate?!! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Koschei
No wonder she was on about effeminate men and asking questions about a gimp mask. Does he look better in a frock than you do, sweetums?
Haha! Sadly he probably does! ...
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Haha! Sadly he probably does! He definitely has a nicer ass than me ;)
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- 04-05-2012, 11:00 #72So you keep livestock and have a pair of Asses, do you keep chickens as well? Originally Posted by yukikashima I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
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And to think that I wasted my time grooming you... Just my luck that you turn out to have been pillaged by a cabbage-head and had your tuna-tunnel rendered unfit for purpose by squeezing out spunkrats. Originally Posted by yukikashima 
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So he's a dirty great dresswearing bare-bollocked whoopsie AND he keeps a donkey? Originally Posted by yukikashima
I'd make him bag up if I were you.Mr_Deputy likes this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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Melton Mowbray pie, hand made by leppers, containing dolphin friendly pork, lard from happy pigs and a few scabs.......crunchy piccalili or strong pickled onions, what accompaniement would you choose?
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Branston pickle and fresh horseradish - food of the gods.
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Onion marmalade and a bit of white Cheshire cheese. Originally Posted by cernunnos 
De-bloody-licious. Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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Something missing...Fresh bread and Rioja Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia Onion marmalade and a bit of white Cheshire cheese. De-bloody-licious.LucreziaBorgia likes this.
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Oh God. Fresh warm French loaf and salted farm butter, with some properly ripe camembert and a decent Pinot Noir... Originally Posted by CptDanjou
You bad man. I may have to walk past the bakers later and inhale deeply.Nurse Ratched likes this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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Giving up on the diet already? Poof. Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia LucreziaBorgia likes this.
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