- 04-05-2012, 11:44 #81When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. So-oldier of the Queen!
- 04-05-2012, 11:47 #82also available in sarcastic

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- 04-05-2012, 12:04 #83Senior Member

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There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
- 04-05-2012, 12:09 #84
Posted in the serious bit but too funny not to share here.
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- 04-05-2012, 12:15 #85
- 04-05-2012, 12:18 #86
- 04-05-2012, 15:00 #87
I take your point, I shall rephrase then,
Johny Foreigner and the Royal Navy does lots of thing we don't do including surrender. Unless you count that whole incident with that little debacle with the Irish and the west side boys. That aside we are better than the Argies and if you dont agree with me I will have to give you the biggest insult any British man can give to another, I shall not offer you a cup of tea and refuse to shake your hand after the cricket sir!!!Insert Witty Comment
- 04-05-2012, 15:09 #88"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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- 04-05-2012, 15:51 #89"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 04-05-2012, 15:59 #90
Well if the Andrew had played its part the French wouldnt have blockaded us in at Yorktown!
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