ARmy Rumour SErvice

**filthyphil** · 03-05-2012, 06:00

Aussies asked to take in asylum seekers, and be paid for it | thetelegraph.com.au

Would this catch on in the U.K?

**Legs** · 03-05-2012, 06:31

Not a fucking chance will I 'host' an assignment seeker. I'd rather slice my tits off.

**johnboyzzz** · 03-05-2012, 07:40

Originally Posted by Legs

Not a fucking chance will I 'host' an assignment seeker. I'd rather slice my tits off.

You could put them im the jar with the other bits.

It is bad enough paying for some ofthem to be sent home

**WolvoExPunk** · 03-05-2012, 07:51

I think it's a great idea. No whining lefties cry-arsing about them "suffering" in detention camps. Not too sure about the dosh though. With the enthusiasm some of these ppl put into keeping them here, they'd surely do it for free. I know if I want something enough, I will do it for free. If the asylum seeker turns out to be a pimp, gangster, murderer, etc, then the host will also take a percentage of the wrong un's punishment. A hefty deposit can be taken, too, in case of abscondment. In fact, the host can stay in jail until the absconder is caught.

Bring it on.

**Blackrat** · 03-05-2012, 07:58

Bring it on. I could do with a new slave. The last one died when he asked for food and water.

**Sicknote** · 03-05-2012, 08:02

Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk

I think it's a great idea. No whining lefties cry-arsing about them "suffering" in detention camps. Not too sure about the dosh though. With the enthusiasm some of these ppl put into keeping them here, they'd surely do it for free. I know if I want something enough, I will do it for free. If the asylum seeker turns out to be a pimp, gangster, murderer, etc, then the host will also take a percentage of the wrong un's punishment. A hefty deposit can be taken, too, in case of abscondment. In fact, the host can stay in jail until the absconder is caught.

Bring it on.

Yes, the people that want them to come here should have them live with them, instead of in areas where the rest of us live. Maybe they'd change their tune after Abdul starts trying it on with their kids

**goatrutar** · 03-05-2012, 08:17

I'd use them to staff my sweat shop.

**filthyphil** · 03-05-2012, 08:22

Aww, have a heart lads, they're mostly young kids.

Daily Telegraph Tim Blair Blog

**Lardbeast** · 03-05-2012, 08:49

Be a good thing in winter too. You could burn them for fuel. Just have to make sure they get lots of McFilthy's down them in the summer to build up combustible reserves.