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I volunteer myself for this programme. Please reserve me an amazonian six foot blonde haired, double D, big bottomed, Nordic goddess nympho from any country you like. I will put her up at mine.
- 03-05-2012, 09:08 #12Senior Member
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Cool she will set her cooking pots up in your front room, start a fire under it and set your fucking house on fire.
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Given I might have to give 'her' back... I'm all up for it.
Some of the Polish birds look quite fit. Can I have two?There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
- 03-05-2012, 09:22 #14You have been to Inala then have you mate!!common practice there to use living room floorboards to build a cooking Fire Originally Posted by jarrod248 served 13 years, was a very average squaddie, tried selection a couple of times, failed of course, Retrained as a zookeeper in Hannover Germany in 69 never looked back, 3 marriages, moved to australia in 96, retired in 2002
- 03-05-2012, 09:28 #15
It would be nice to be paid to look after rather than pay to look after but only nice nubile teenage females of 17 or over. I would happily let them clean up after me and cater to my every whim.
- 03-05-2012, 09:34 #16Can they not go & stay in Vanessa Redgrave's garden along with all the Pikeys sh's so keen on? Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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- 03-05-2012, 09:35 #17
What a great idea! I'm sure I could fit 6 or 7 in the garage, that means $1800-2100 a week.
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
- 03-05-2012, 10:21 #18Senior Member
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What a disappointment,
From the title, I thought the thread was going to be about single mums in Norfolk
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I think it should be mandatory for the right-on, PC pseudo-moralists who inhabit council housing offices and promote the claims of immigrants against our own homeless to house such people in their patchouli reeking middle-class nests, and pay for the privelege of having their cultural experience expanded. They should also be obliged to house at least one of each of the following : Romanian gypsies, Slovak gypsies, Nigerian blaggers, Albanians. They would have additional benefits too, in that doing so would surely increase their cache of social status amongst their equally right-on neighbours.
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When Tatiana, Yana, Sonja, Astrid, Heidi or Gudrun gets here, tell her not to bother with that. I do have a working cooker, microwave, toaster etc of a modern kitchen. I dont live in a cave. Originally Posted by jarrod248
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