ARmy Rumour SErvice

**jarrod248** · 21-05-2012, 22:13

Originally Posted by Nugger

Oooh!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I picture you as an overweight, lonely, bullied, never been fucked sad individual, who uses the internet to gain "friends" and "likes" to compensate for your failings in the world of reality.

For example, Snails cunt or arse doesnt need licking by you, we ve all been there before and after Naafi break, its yesterdays snow, only warmer.

Lucreziaborgia probably doesnt like Carlsberg, but if she did.......

P.S do I get a like?

It's defective in the head, it tries to gather friends by sending pm's saying stuff like 'Have I offended you' it tries to engage to get any attention. Clearly it had an inability to thrive as a child. It craves attention either positive or negative. It's probably got a personality disorder and it craves to fit in anywhere and will try anything to do so. It is terribly hurt by Darren the paedophile, so much so it had to pretend to be pregnant and lose a baby. The 'fucked in the head scale' for a woman is at the end when you get to 'I lost my baby'

**Flagrantviolator** · 21-05-2012, 22:21

I suggest that we use "The Band played Walting. Matilda" for our Slow March

"When I was a young man, I was rather slack,
and idle, as told by my father,
so I went down the Legion, with my eBay-flogged rack,
and incited a fair spot of bother......."

**LucreziaBorgia** · 21-05-2012, 22:27

Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator

I suggest that we use "The Band played Walting. Matilda" for our Slow March

"When I was a young man, I was rather slack,
and idle, as told by my father,
so I went down the Legion, with my eBay-flogged rack,
and incited a fair spot of bother......."

"It well I remember that terrible day,
How me knees and me bowels turned to water.
And with kecks round me knees at half three in the day,
I was caught with the Brigadier's daughter"

**Grey_Mafia65** · 21-05-2012, 22:33

Originally Posted by Nugger

Oooh!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I picture you as an overweight, lonely, bullied, never been fucked sad individual, who uses the internet to gain "friends" and "likes" to compensate for your failings in the world of reality.

For example, Snails cunt or arse doesnt need licking by you, we ve all been there before and after Naafi break, its yesterdays snow, only warmer.

Lucreziaborgia probably doesnt like Carlsberg, but if she did.......

P.S do I get a like?

Have you had a PM yet asking if she's offended you? Shortly followed by another one saying she doesn't care if you don't like her?

**jarrod248** · 21-05-2012, 22:36

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Have you had a PM yet asking if she's offended you? Shortly followed by another one saying she doesn't care if you don't like her?

I had one but I ignored it as she's mentally weak and is very low in the mental defence mechanisms. It craves any attention which is why you had the reply to open a dialogue with you.
It can't engage with a normal man who would see through her so it's here trying to gain some love from the elderly chaps who are taken in by her apparent vulnerability which in reality is a disorder of her personality.

**CaptainPlume** · 22-05-2012, 09:18

On one parade I took part in the band played The Liberty Bell March complete with farty bits and also The Pink Panther Theme, the latter being quite appropriate as the inspecting officer looked like the cartoon Clouseau in British Army Uniform.

**jumpinjarhead** · 22-05-2012, 13:22

Are foreigners eligible perhaps in the ARRSE Foreign Legion or at least a secondment to ARRSE HQ?

**JT0475** · 22-05-2012, 15:04

^ Only if you wear a proper Gi-rene helmet and none of that fancy pants Kevlar crap.
May need an M14 as well to ensure ammunition compatibility with the rest of us

**jumpinjarhead** · 22-05-2012, 15:32

Originally Posted by JT0475

^ Only if you wear a proper Gi-rene helmet and none of that fancy pants Kevlar crap.
May need an M14 as well to ensure ammunition compatibility with the rest of us

erm...that helmet is a bit "new Corps" for me....

I do not have a good picture of myself but only this one of 2 other officers (a captain and lieutenant) on their way to their mandatory remedial PT session.