Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Maybe we should get someone a little leftfield to compose something a little special. I reckon Bill Bailey could be our man after this great piece of art...
Bill Bailey's message to Metallica - YouTube...
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Maybe we should get someone a little leftfield to compose something a little special. I reckon Bill Bailey could be our man after this great piece of art...
Bill Bailey's message to Metallica - YouTubeLast edited by netleyned; 21-05-2012 at 20:18.
Dishonour before death!!
My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.
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Sold as far as I'm concerned.
Originally Posted by netleyned 
Right, the tune is: Teddybear's Picnic.
I'll start the lyrics off;
"If you go down to to the mess today..."phil245 likes this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
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Yes, but Zzzzzzz is much quicker than saying " your cringingly, arse-lickingly, oh I m in with the In-crowd, utter heighty deighty no fucker understands my intellect/wit* and civvy turd to boot. Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia
Dontcha fink?
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You bore, like a Death-watch beetle.jarrod248 likes this.
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Fuck off is quicker than either. Originally Posted by Nugger
So fuck off.
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She's not that good her boyfriend fucked a kid rather than go near that fucking gopping horror. Originally Posted by Nugger Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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She's got it, I really think she's got it... Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia
Don't come the Brigadier Bitch with us dear,
We all know where you've been,
You Military Fairy.
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You'd better guard your pies... Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia
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The bears down there wear DPM and Dale's clack traps the flies...
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I've only ever heard the Navy version; Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish
"The First is there,
The Second is too,
Between them both,
They haven't a clue,
The props are all fucked,
The engines are swamped,
We're siiiiii-inking."
Or similar. It's been a while and I might have been drinking at the time.phil245 likes this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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Oooh! Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia Fuck off is quicker than either.
So fuck off.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
(Edited for being nasty)
For example, Snails cunt or arse doesnt need licking by you, we ve all been there before and after Naafi break, its yesterdays snow, only warmer.
Lucreziaborgia probably doesnt like Carlsberg, but if she did.......
P.S do I get a like?Last edited by Nugger; 22-05-2012 at 10:27.
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