Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by PFGEN
Ah, the flea bay experts; truly inspired thinking. Hopefully admin can have them made available for duty post haste. Next week's lectures promise to be particularly messy if the trailers I've ...
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About LinkBacks- 16-05-2012, 00:44 #871Senior Member
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If I have told you once I have told you once - stay out of my drawers. And that goes for the rest of you too. Stay out of my blessed drawers or this years Christmas No 1 will be The 10th Arrsers Widows Choir. Be told.
Originally Posted by PFGEN 
And you are not to be mean to the new Pte 3rd Classerers. The E&D chaps will be all over you like an Ethiopian on chips (Oh I do apologise Sir.). The Arrse Honorary Speshuls are to be afforded the appropriate amount of respect. Brillo pads and stable brushes will absolutely not be provided to anyone who stops by my office after 11:00 hours and heart-rending screams will absolutely not be passed off as "OC Sports Prevention stood on the upturned plug of his massage chair again, Ma'am". I hope I have made myself clear. Any queries will be answered tomorrow when you are not in my office, not picking up Brillo pads, stable brushes and iodine.
LBLast edited by LucreziaBorgia; 16-05-2012 at 00:49. Reason: Because I can.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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- 16-05-2012, 00:52 #872
Deftly corrected typo. Well done. I was just about to throw this in;
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- 16-05-2012, 01:05 #873Senior Member
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Hmmm.... Originally Posted by cloudbuster Deftly corrected typo. Well done. I was just about to throw this in;
Have him washed, trussed and Delivered to Jarrod with my compliments.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
- 16-05-2012, 01:08 #874
Makes a change from bees, I suppose.
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Have that one sent to OC Sports Prevention as is, with my apologies. Originally Posted by cloudbuster Makes a change from bees, I suppose.
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- 16-05-2012, 02:04 #876
cloudbuster: Makes a change from bees, I suppose. Just ask her her if you want to kiss her.
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- 16-05-2012, 02:41 #877
Sadly for me, the nanny won't permit me to watch Youtube clips at my desk as they believe I could be subverted. If you could summarise what I'm missing I would appreciate it.
- 16-05-2012, 02:55 #878It's some birds in frocks calling you a fat ugly cunt and saying that you lie to birds in the hope of a hoop dhobi. Originally Posted by cloudbuster
Is that about right?
Sorry, I missed out the bald bit. My bad.King_of_the_Burpas likes this.
- 16-05-2012, 03:05 #879That's nice. If my helicopter crashes later today and we all get squished I hope this thread is kept for posterity, and people shake their heads and mutter about a love unrequited.. Originally Posted by The_Snail
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Why would your heli crash? A bee fly in and sting you? Originally Posted by cloudbuster High on life. And glue.
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