ARmy Rumour SErvice

**re-stilly** · 03-05-2012, 08:57

G10 Norman for me, you will find me crashed out in the Cam net store, and fuck off you can't sign anything out.

**Mighty_Blighty** · 03-05-2012, 08:58

Can I be the 40 year old, bitter, woman hating divorcee who props up the bar of the Sgts Mess 7 days a week?

Just asking like!

MB

**Lardbeast** · 03-05-2012, 08:59

Bagsy me as the furrin when-we cunt propping up the bar and trotting out the same boring old dits ad nauseam before falling asleep with my head in a pool of stale beer.

**Markintime** · 03-05-2012, 09:07

Originally Posted by Mighty_Blighty

Can I be the 40 year old, bitter, woman hating divorcee who props up the bar of the Sgts Mess 7 days a week?

Just asking like!

MB

Sluggie's already bagsied that.

**CrashTestDummy** · 03-05-2012, 09:08

Do we need an education officer to correct everbody's grammar and spelling?

I suppose the Provost jobs have already gone to Forastero and Sixty, but whoich one is Sgt and which one Cpl.

**The_IRON** · 03-05-2012, 09:11

Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy

Do we need an education officer to correct everbody's grammar and spelling?I suppose the Provost jobs have already gone to Forastero and Sixty, but whoich one is Sgt and which one Cpl.

Theres only one way to find out. FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

**postman_twit** · 03-05-2012, 09:14

Who's going to be the quiet and mysterious Sgt with the Victorian facial furniture, twitch and 1000 yard stare who has been 'away' from the Regiment for the last 20 years? There are rumours he was on 'that' op with 49 but no-one is brave/stupid enough to ask.

**Thai_exile** · 03-05-2012, 09:16

I baggsie the Schnellimbiss opposite the front gate.

**BrettTaylor** · 03-05-2012, 09:27

I nominate myself as the crusty 18 year served LAD full screw.... Never going to make SNCO due to a serious Asbach problem and a tendency to pop back to the block at NAAFI break and not be seen again until after lunch! Something of a social hand grenade has quite regularly been found in the NAAFI bar car park unconscious, bereft of trousers and in a pool of his own piss and vomit!

**kilo42** · 03-05-2012, 09:39

Do we get shiny breast plates and lots of different coloured hats with lots of different badges ?
Ooooh this is so exciting to an ex crab that only had that awful blue gray uniform.
Please can we have red coats with lots of gold braid and white trousers with long shiny boots, or blue trousers with stripes down the sides, and would I suit a Glengarry more than a bearskin. GOD what about the position of the cap badge, eye or lug, and what about the band pipe or brass? Horses for fucks sake WHAT about horses are we going to have some and a goat we need a fucking goat to be all dressed up and lead the parade, and I want a fucking sword if I dont get a fucking sword then fuck the lot of you you mincing pongo bastards.