ARmy Rumour SErvice

**donmac** · 08-05-2012, 20:45

Originally Posted by TheFriendlyBomb

FAO: HQ Coy 10th Arrse Regiment
RE: Regimental Motto

May I make 3 possible suggestions as to our new motto?

Ebriosi, stulti, mendici et fures (Drunkards, fools, beggars and thieves)
Relinquere spem omnes qui intrare hic (Abandon all hope all who enter here)
Omnia vasa et non ideae (As previously mentioned All the gear and ideas)

Please excuse the rough (and possibly incorrect) translations.

Kind Regards
2ndLt T. F. Bomb
OC 5 Troop

Veni, vidi, fugi. I came, I saw, I ran away.

**LucreziaBorgia** · 08-05-2012, 20:50

Originally Posted by donmac

Veni, vidi, fugi.

We can't have that one. The Queen's Own Hebridean Deserters have bagsied it.

Although their translation is "Fukk this fur uh gemm o' sojers lads, Ah'm offski."

**CaptainPlume** · 08-05-2012, 20:53

Regimental quick march: Stuck In The Middle With You.

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
I'm stuck on ARRSE all night..."

**Joker62** · 08-05-2012, 20:54

Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy

What time's sports afternoon start tomorrow?

And can I play tiddlywinks with the crabs again, fucking massacred them last time. That fat one with the trousers that only come half way up his shins was still limping last Friday, the useless cnut. The QMSI has taped over the blister on his thumb so he can join in this week again.

As QMSI, I've done a Risk Assessment of Tiddlywinks and have come to the conclusion that you could have some cunts eye out, so crack on and whup the Crabs good and proper and let's see some decent injuries.

**LucreziaBorgia** · 08-05-2012, 20:56

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

Regimental quick march: Stuck In THe Middle With You.

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
I'm on that ARRSE all night..."

"Is it cool to wake up stuck to the floor?
I can't look at CaptainPlume any more...."

**Forlorn Hope** · 08-05-2012, 21:02

Originally Posted by donmac

Veni, vidi, fugi. I came, I saw, I ran away.

How about just "no idea"?

**killerbunny** · 08-05-2012, 21:03

Originally Posted by Nugger

Shit, soz.....mind you, they did fuck all anyway!

I agree...

**CrashTestDummy** · 08-05-2012, 21:17

Originally Posted by Joker62

As QMSI, I've done a Risk Assessment of Tiddlywinks and have come to the conclusion that you could have some cunts eye out, so crack on and whup the Crabs good and proper and let's see some decent injuries.

Tiddlywinks it is then. May I ask, Q, is it true that this years CO's Cup will feature conkers? I'm not so great at that, but I'm a dab hand at tripping fat crabs up in the egg and spoon race, I reckon I can break at least 3 shins.

**Joker62** · 08-05-2012, 21:24

Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy

Tiddlywinks it is then. May I ask, Q, is it true that this years CO's Cup will feature conkers? I'm not so great at that, but I'm a dab hand at tripping fat crabs up in the egg and spoon race, I reckon I can break at least 3 shins.

Any sport where you can mash Crabs works for me, have you seen the film "Rollerball"? I'll check that the MT can provide the bikes

**Nugger** · 08-05-2012, 21:25

Right, for a change, I m gonna be the nice blerk in the Regt, you know, the one that goes to church reguarly, dont drink, dont smoke, normally works in the Med Centre, or is a Clerk, a 10yr Lance-Jack, divorced, and always has an open ear for your problems, does nt even get ripped on Staff-parade by the Razza when in shit-state cos he is just horribly fuckin too nice. I wish I d spent my time as Mr Nice-Guy, would ve made life much easier.

Then again, what was wrong with being comatosed from Friday to Monday morning? Spending a week or two running around camp with a chrome helmet on? Being asked by the Razza to take one step forward infront of the whole Regt on parade, "Its a disgrace to the Colours, isnt it Nugger"? I was popular after that, everyone knew that I was the twat who got us featured in the local Rag.

Na, I spose its time to grow up at my age, I ll make the sandwiches at the WRVS.