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Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by cloudbuster Nothing spices-up a dull evening like a little provocation, especially when the Witch Watch are on. There's that thin line again! Christ, is it a full moon or something?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    Nothing spices-up a dull evening like a little provocation, especially when the Witch Watch are on.
    There's that thin line again! Christ, is it a full moon or something?
    Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.

    Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    Nothing spices-up a dull evening like a little provocation.
    You're fat and bald. Shut up.

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    Bite me.
    Last edited by cloudbuster; 08-05-2012 at 06:24. Reason: Satisfying Lucrezia
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    Dale, what's the theme tune for M*A*S*H* again...?

    EDIT: Sneaky bugger changed it!
    Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.

    Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    Bite me!
    I'd rather bite a snake before you,

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'd rather bite a snake before you,
    Yeah do it in front of him sluggo XXX
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    I was a barman in my old boozer. Many times I watched the sun come up while the training WO, CSM and CQ absolutely shit faced to the stage they couldn't speak properly with empty stubbies and botttles of port everywhere. I wasn't much better, mind you.
    *Reminiscing* Remember the 'volunteering' when a jube as a steward for the snakes pit dining in nights, actually, I used to do the dixie bashing so I could get pissed and not worry about spilling the crab soup over some big titted wife/spouse et al. Fucking halcyon days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Do you want a fucking punch?
    "Attack is the best form of defence."
    Why so defensive?
    Anything you'd like to share with your legion of admirers my dear?
    Cave ne sit taurus feces.

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    The RSM of the lads in post #558 wants to get a grip of the bloke on the left's beret
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
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