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Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by kilo42 Will there be bull nights? Only for the crabs....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Will there be bull nights?
    Only for the crabs.
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Will there be bull nights?
    Given the way threads in the NAAFI normally go, I can confidently predict large amounts of bull will be a standard feature.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victorian_Major View Post
    May I run the PRI? I fancy a new car and some nice holidays.
    You were the PRI officer 1 ADTR in the 80's and I claim my £5.00.
    It depends on how you define the word "racialist." If you mean being conscious of the differences between men and nations, and from that, races, then we are all racialists. However, if you mean a man who despises a human being because he belongs to another race, or a man who believes that one race is inherently superior to another, then the answer is emphatically "No."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Don't want to go of on a duff bearing here, but why would you (or anyone ) keep a shufti of a fucking bus on file?

    Unless ?
    The file contains images that I like to throw into the mix whenever someone shouts for the outrage wagon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    Next touchy subject. Companies, Squadrons or Batteries? Obviously the answer is Squadrons but feel free to fight your corner!
    Squadron? Crab speak
    Battery? Duracell, Ever ready,HQ, Exide? Nah No Brio.
    Company Right Flank, B, HQ, C, Left Flank. Out fucking standing
    Cave ne sit taurus feces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    Next touchy subject. Companies, Squadrons or Batteries? Obviously the answer is Squadrons but feel free to fight your corner!
    Quote Originally Posted by donmac View Post
    Squadron? Crab speak
    Battery? Duracell, Ever ready,HQ, Exide? Nah No Brio.
    Company Right Flank, B, HQ, C, Left Flank. Out fucking standing

    You're not thinking 21st Century. Why have Companies (far to retaileee)? Those who are down with the kids talk of 'Gangs'. Forget numbers or alphabeticised names. Let's have colours.

    Red Gang
    Blue Gang
    Yellow Gang
    Green (SF) Gang
    Pink (HQ) Gang
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    Can't we have 'possees'? That's proper hip, innit.
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    You're not thinking 21st Century. Why have Companies (far to retaileee)? Those who are down with the kids talk of 'Gangs'. Forget numbers or alphabeticised names. Let's have colours.

    Red Gang
    Blue Gang
    Yellow Gang
    Green (SF) Gang
    Pink (HQ) Gang
    Gang Commander, Gang Sergeant Major, Gang Quartermaster Sergeant? Come on Legs. That stuff you're drinking is dissolving your brain.
    Cave ne sit taurus feces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    You're not thinking 21st Century. Why have Companies (far to retaileee)? Those who are down with the kids talk of 'Gangs'. Forget numbers or alphabeticised names. Let's have colours.

    Red Gang
    Blue Gang
    Yellow Gang
    Green (SF) Gang
    Pink (HQ) Gang
    Original? Not.

    Behind the scenes, the Air Whinge are already planning the composition of Red, Blue, Green and Yellow Sections.

    "Tally-ho, Hun in the sun."

    We seem a bit short on numbers, though … can anyone here fly a Spitfire or a Typhoon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist View Post
    can anyone here fly a Spitfire or a Typhoon?
    You betchya.
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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