- 04-05-2012, 14:23 #341
Next touchy subject. Companies, Squadrons or Batteries? Obviously the answer is Squadrons but feel free to fight your corner!
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
- 04-05-2012, 14:31 #342
Have you chaps got place for an ex old bill who has worked very closely with the Army on a number of occasions ..... Fire strikes , escorting RHA and bollocks like that. Have also picked the drunken wrecks of numerous army types from the streets of London. I also seriously pissed off a monkey for assaulting a drunken soldier and threatened to arrest him in front of his mates. Anything will do ,
- 04-05-2012, 14:40 #343
- 04-05-2012, 15:03 #344
Babycham for the band and the clerks, obviously.
"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin
- 04-05-2012, 15:04 #345"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin
- 04-05-2012, 15:07 #346
- 04-05-2012, 15:12 #347To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
Somerset Maugham
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 04-05-2012, 15:25 #348
And we need a boat troop for Supermatelot and Dunservin so they can row round the duck pond and talk to each other in hearty nautical terms about Harriers. JJH is clearly an exchange officer, though I wish we could also have Nathan Hale. JJH is almost British and knows us too well for effective piss-taking whereas Nathan Hale had a permanent weed up his Arrse and his default setting was to bite hard - he struck me as easy to lead into misadventure on the basis of spurious traditions.
- 04-05-2012, 15:32 #349"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin
- 04-05-2012, 15:47 #350




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