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    Next touchy subject. Companies, Squadrons or Batteries? Obviously the answer is Squadrons but feel free to fight your corner!
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    Have you chaps got place for an ex old bill who has worked very closely with the Army on a number of occasions ..... Fire strikes , escorting RHA and bollocks like that. Have also picked the drunken wrecks of numerous army types from the streets of London. I also seriously pissed off a monkey for assaulting a drunken soldier and threatened to arrest him in front of his mates. Anything will do ,
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    It's alright, jarrod can push it back in again, he has the experience.

    Anyway, we need to decide on rehydration at the end of sports afternoons. I believe Brotherton Lad may be able to advise there.
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    Babycham for the band and the clerks, obviously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    Next touchy subject. Companies, Squadrons or Batteries? Obviously the answer is Squadrons but feel free to fight your corner!
    One Sqn, one Coy and one Bty. Oh, and HQ Lounge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exblackrat View Post
    Have you chaps got place for an ex old bill who has worked very closely with the Army on a number of occasions ..... Fire strikes , escorting RHA and bollocks like that. Have also picked the drunken wrecks of numerous army types from the streets of London. I also seriously pissed off a monkey for assaulting a drunken soldier and threatened to arrest him in front of his mates. Anything will do ,
    I saw him first. You are now my bodyguard.

    Please send photos and a full CV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    One Sqn, one Coy and one Bty. Oh, and HQ Lounge.
    Ooooh, a leeee-ownge! Ow p'oshe.

    FFS I thought we were supposed to be a smart outfir not Abigail's Party...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    One Sqn, one Coy and one Bty. Oh, and HQ Lounge.
    And we need a boat troop for Supermatelot and Dunservin so they can row round the duck pond and talk to each other in hearty nautical terms about Harriers. JJH is clearly an exchange officer, though I wish we could also have Nathan Hale. JJH is almost British and knows us too well for effective piss-taking whereas Nathan Hale had a permanent weed up his Arrse and his default setting was to bite hard - he struck me as easy to lead into misadventure on the basis of spurious traditions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Ooooh, a leeee-ownge! Ow p'oshe.

    FFS I thought we were supposed to be a smart outfir not Abigail's Party...
    It's this jointery malarkey, we have to be inclusive and diverse.

    Personally i thought they were shit on their last tour, but roolz is roolz, yeronner.
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    Will there be bull nights?

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