Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CaptainPlume
I'm afraid stacker1 caught a Blighty one in Op CHASTISE THE PEOPLE WHO MENTIONED THE NAME OF OP CHASTISE'S COMMANDER'S DOG. He now sits in the corner of the local Legion ...
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The man most likely to obey a 'No surrender' order and die gloriously gone you say? A sad loss indeed. Another name to engrave on the unit memorial (what is the unit memorial by the way?).
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Your in mate. Remember to throw the children of your enemies into the flames of their burning homes, mutilate the corpse of our slain foes and place their heads on poles and laugh at the lamentations of their women. Originally Posted by beagleboy
No raping the Abo's though mate.
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- 04-05-2012, 10:35 #323We were going to have a clocktower but couldn't get planning permission, so we'll engrave the names in a really small font on a carriage clock from Goldsmiths. Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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By definition, anyone posting on this thread after unit cyber-PT at 1100 today cannot possibly be in the 10th AR. Just saying.
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Do you have "duty essence bootneck" yet? On loan to show your chipshop mob what an ultimate warrior looks like.
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A carriage clock is nice but how about a giant replica keyboard with coffee stains and the motto 'We owe them one'? Originally Posted by CaptainPlume
- 04-05-2012, 10:53 #327Think that is what you meant. Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN FORMER_FYRDMAN likes this.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
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Serious question, do we now qualify for the QDJM? If so, when can we wear it?
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Only 3? Blimey standards have slipped for a weekend, I remember that for just a mid week swap? Originally Posted by re-stilly
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Did we decide on the regimental drink yet? I'm gagging here (to quote Maddie).
I'm for bitter, cherry brandy and creme de menthe."Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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