Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge
SUU23 - ARP type fella along with his "Any plane spotters in?" crowd.
Lucretia - Welfare Orificier (Agony aunt, bike, nappy changer, babysitter, educator of Cadets in Speshul Lessons etc.)
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Less of the bike if you please. The rest is fine, as long as I am able to leave the kids in bed when I want tapas.
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Jarrod can handle the nappies - he'll have more experience than me with sore bottoms.RCT(V) and Negligent-Discharge like this.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
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The Regimental Band must include someone who can play The Post Horn Gallop on a Lee Enfield.
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- 03-05-2012, 21:38 #254The RAF? Of course Python Fans would recognise the RAF: Originally Posted by cloudbuster
Any cunt would recognise the Crabs: only armed force in the world entirely officered by dodgy Monty Python 'nudge nudge' spivs in polyester slacks and white cotton socks.
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- 03-05-2012, 21:39 #255
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We need a Regimental Drink. Something befitting the status of the Regiment and it's traditions, so there'd have to be some creme de menthe in it, and some bitter ...... any ideas?
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An Engineer:
One of everything behind the bar, in a bucket.Rodney2q likes this.There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
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- 03-05-2012, 21:43 #258 Originally Posted by Didosdadsdogsdead
Have a photograph to keep you going until the real one comes out of the workshop. I'm sorry that it's one of Maintenance Command's crabfat blue ones, but it's all I have on file.Last edited by cloudbuster; 03-05-2012 at 21:45.
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We're getting ahead of ourselves here. We don't have a capbadge, do we wear a beret or a ToS, We'll have to invent some battle honours, the list is endless.
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A Glengarry is more fitting. Originally Posted by donmac
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