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Discuss 10th Arrse Regiment in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by BarkingSpider I'll be the Colonel then and make all you fucking scumbags wear white socks and light blue nylon uniforms and see how you like it... Sounds cool … count me in...
  1. 03-05-2012, 17:59 #191
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    I'll be the Colonel then and make all you fucking scumbags wear white socks and light blue nylon uniforms and see how you like it...
    Sounds cool … count me in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arters View Post
    I can live with that....seeing as the Barracks will be full of seriously hard Pricks.

    One thing is for sure, we won't be able to call the Female Acc. Virgin Villas, will we!
    Thats virgin on the ridiculous mate.
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    Ill be the welfare officer, anyone need a hug?


    Then fuck off and see the wrvs lady wetpants!
    Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    Thats virgin on the ridiculous mate.
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    Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by h301593 View Post
    The benny hill theme tune could be the regimental quick march.
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    Proper drill though, none of that Light Brigade tap dancing shite!
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    Make up your minds!
    FFS! As if there was any other option!
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    On the question of No1s, I don't care what the rest of you wear as long as mine are grey.


    Oh and Ch Clk? We've run out of biff chits...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    FFS! As if there was any other option!
    A bit fast in places … bordering on LI. Could we do it slower, please? I've got a bad knee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    FFS! As if there was any other option!
    Certainly appropriate for the Light Infantry but the pace is a bit on the slow side.
    Cave ne sit taurus feces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER View Post
    Ill be the welfare officer, anyone need a hug?

    Its in the Job description.............. most the wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN View Post
    In which case - Wordsmith and Alsacien to share the role of Int Officer. They'd analyse the same data, draw opposite conclusions and baffle the CO whilst glowering at each other across the Mess and encouraging less experienced Subbies to join their faction.
    I like to think of Alsacien and I as the Lord Lucan and Earl of Cardigan of this regiment.

    After all, where would we be without tradition?

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