ARmy Rumour SErvice

**The_IRON** · 03-05-2012, 11:16

Originally Posted by Chef

Hi guys, im new here .but have a few questions,i am going to join the 10 arrsers qhiute soon, and then go onto join the SAS via 49 para. Do I need my own uniform? Ive read most of the books on it an can't see any problems. I have been told by my mate that if your face doesn't fit you won't get in, and stuff. do i need to fill in any paperwork cos im a bit dislexic. Also will they elt me keep my pets in my bedroom? I do wear glasses but can run relly fast, thanks for your help

If you want to know what day you get paid this month ask General Slugster. However you do get a pack of haribos in your first weeks training thats taken out of your main pay after a vast inflation charge......just pass all your banking details onto our admin staff (pin number required)

**Victorian_Major** · 03-05-2012, 11:19

May I run the PRI? I fancy a new car and some nice holidays.

**donmac** · 03-05-2012, 11:26

I wish to be nominated to the post of Master Chef. I am of appropriate girth, my expertise in the preparation of sausages is unsurpassed and I have years of experience which would stand me in good stead when supervising pan divers.

**Chef** · 03-05-2012, 11:26

Originally Posted by The_IRON

If you want to know what day you get paid this month ask General Slugster. However you do get a pack of haribos in your first weeks training thats taken out of your main pay after a vast inflation charge......just pass all your banking details onto our admin staff (pin number required)

Thanks M8, I dont have a bank acount yet, will my bilding society one do? one of the skins from my regt, is going to be a marine when he finishes his gcses, he says they are wellhard. But I want to be a reel soljah!!! not a gayer with sailors and stuff. Also will i be able to meet girls or aren't we allowed ubtil after training?

**Fat_Cav** · 03-05-2012, 11:30

Originally Posted by Victorian_Major

May I run the PRI? I fancy a new car and some nice holidays.

Ouch!

**2/51** · 03-05-2012, 11:45

Originally Posted by Bushmills

Do we get a band?

Can I be pipe major?

Ohhhhh..can I be Drum Major then? I have my own mace and 4 rows of medals purchased..I mean earned after an intense 15 weeks in the TA.

**postman_twit** · 03-05-2012, 11:51

Originally Posted by Chef

Thanks M8, I dont have a bank acount yet, will my bilding society one do? one of the skins from my regt, is going to be a marine when he finishes his gcses, he says they are wellhard. But I want to be a reel soljah!!! not a gayer with sailors and stuff. Also will i be able to meet girls or aren't we allowed ubtil after training?

Luckily for you the Regiment will be based 5 minutes walk from your Mum's house so you can pop home for NAAFI breaks, dinner, tea, week nights and weekends. We will only be deployed one week a year but you will have ample notice to make up an excuse to avoid it.