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  1. 01-05-2012, 21:49 #41
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    There is a little known law in scotland that says if you are rudely interrupted at breakfast then you are entitled to knock fuck out of the charlatan without incurring charges...true that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ordinaryforces View Post
    There is a little known law in scotland that says if you are rudely interrupted at breakfast then you are entitled to knock fuck out of the charlatan without incurring charges...true that is.
    Tis true. Like shooting Welshmen with crossbows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forlorn Hope View Post
    Tis true. Like shooting Welshmen with crossbows

    I thought that shooting Welshmen with crossbows was mandatory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steven seagull View Post
    Or you could just add it yourself. It ain't fucking white man's magic Babu.
    Who you calling Babu, bumface?
    Didn't know we could update arrsepedia ourselves. Can I add 'Tim Wade' under the short narritive about the word Cunt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer View Post
    I thought that shooting Welshmen with crossbows was mandatory.
    No. Just fun and pretty easy to pull off as they are usually too busy looking for foreigners to notice you lining them up.

    By foreigners I mean anyone not from their village.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 8256Mick View Post
    Who you calling Babu, bumface?
    Didn't know we could update arrsepedia ourselves. Can I add 'Tim Wade' under the short narritive about the word Cunt?
    You didn't know you could update a wiki? Are you Harvey Price?

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    Fuck off you lot, he is our walt. We found him first,
    Im Tim Wade. The Cock of internetshire!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMMY_WADE_COCK View Post
    Fuck off you lot, he is our walt. We found him first,
    And people wonder why the funnier members hardly ever post nowadays.

    Fucking hilarious mate. No really, you're a fucking genius.
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    Thanks I know. My web sites tell me so.
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    I'm not Harvey Price, but I'm not a computer geek either
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