Discuss The ARRSE Bucket List in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Having done the London Marathon t'other weekend I now find myself with only one item left on my bucket list, this been the threesome with Natalia Imbruglia and Mel Sykes!
Whilst I get the last ...
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The ARRSE Bucket List
Having done the London Marathon t'other weekend I now find myself with only one item left on my bucket list, this been the threesome with Natalia Imbruglia and Mel Sykes!
Whilst I get the last item squared away, I was wondering what the good folk of ARRSE have on their lists?
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P-TIt's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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I wasn't planning on kicking it just yet, can I answer in a few years time?
Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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Originally Posted by jarrod248 
Tom Daley might be past it by then mate! It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
- 01-05-2012, 12:01 #4BoozyGuest
Win the Euromillions
Marry Sam Worthington
Have 4 little miniature bundles of boozyness, 2 boys, 2 girls.
Punch numerous dickheads in the boat race and kick them in the wotsits til they sound like a chipmunk on helium.
Take a few years off and do a grand world tour, jump out of planes, off of clffs, snorkelling, deep sea diving, skiiing, boarding, surfing as well as visit all the ancient temples and things in various parts of the globe.
Buy a castle in Scotland
World Domination with me as Grand Supreme Dictator of Everything, and Steven_Seagull as my Deputy and Chief Administrator of punishment beatings/minister for eliminating cunts.
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He might have had 'it' long before then. Originally Posted by postman_twit Tom Daley might be past it by then mate!Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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Best get cracking then! Originally Posted by Boozy 
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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Riding a motorbike in the Himalayas and visiting the beer festival in Munich oh and a newer campervan
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Who's Tom Daley? Originally Posted by postman_twit Tom Daley might be past it by then mate!High on life. And glue.
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Bucket list's are no good as long as Mrs Samain11 is around, however the main one must be..outliving her so's I can spend my money (which is mine after all and not just a bloody inheritance for the mini-me's who will have to fucking work like I did) on a fuck-off boat and go fishing..forever.
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So much to do, so little time...
A get-me-out-of-jail card on any offence whatsoever except kiddy fiddling, drunk driving or necking with Jarrod when blind drunk for a laugh.
A 9mm with a mag like in dem filums
An AK47 with a mag like in dem filums
My own Ranch with my old horse Ric brought back to life instaed of being glue
TSO to understand the simplest jokes.
All Chavs/Walts/Blingers/Pikeys to be castrated and put to work on litter patrols, hole fixing and carrying my shopping
Free air travel for all Arrsers to anywhere - only available to serving and ex-mob folks. All destinations to be lout and tourist free and all beaches to be virgin like the girls there
The address of the cnuts who nicked our garden furniture. Yes, I am still bitter... and they'll pay
To take over the Paulaner tent at the September Oktoberfest - yes, I know - and fill it with free Weissbier, Pommes mit Rot/Weiss and a halbes Haendel for all. Gurke, weiss Wuerstl, Breze and O'batza are not mandatory
Etc. etc.kaiser likes this.- Si dubitas, fuge.
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