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    Live to 100
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    Be able to retire whilst I still have all my faculties
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Anal fist a midget
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    Invade Poland.

    Look, the idea is basically sound - it's just you need to get the bugs out of the plan...
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    I'd like to teach the world to sing.

    In perfect harmony.

    You can poke it if you think I'm buying you a caffeine based cola type drink though.
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    I'd like to teach the world to sing.

    In perfect harmony.
    Easily acheived by phoning them at random hours and giving youtube assisted demonstrations!

    Caveat: I can sing already, ta!

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermatelot View Post
    To go to Up Helly Aa.

    Anyone here been?
    A choice selection of ARRSErs are doing that next January. PM for details.

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    Bucket list:
    Take my kids to Alaska to see the wonderful place I grew up (although apparently my most favouritest places there are now housing estates). Tour Oz and NZ. Spend about a year travelling round the US and Canada in a campervan....possibly longer. Visit Moscow. Visit Hong Kong. Visit Tokyo. Sail up the Amazon. Walk the Pembrokeshire Coastal Path in aid of Hols4Heroes (currently in planning stages).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Live to 100
    Visit Oz
    Be able to retire whilst I still have all my faculties
    I thought you'd done the first one already?

    And it's way too late for the last one now.......
    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots View Post
    Invade Poland.

    Look, the idea is basically sound - it's just you need to get the bugs out of the plan...

    Smartascarrots, dont listen to so much Wagner. Its not good for you.
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
    Martin Niemoeller

    I'm speaking out before they come for me.

    MD 2010.

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    I've also wanted to batter someone to within an inch of their life with a bit of 4 x 2, then stamp on their head with my BFO shoes on, get the girls round, give them all shovels and then drink CheekyVs whilst watching some poor bastard get his head twatted.

    No reason, but any willing volunteers are welcome.
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    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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