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Discuss Competitions and prizes... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I rarely, if ever, win stuff yet I get bombarded by "Win a trip to the Moon" or "Enjoy a night with Jarrod" so I've decided to post/distribute stuff that comes into my inbox. I ...
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    Competitions and prizes...

    I rarely, if ever, win stuff yet I get bombarded by "Win a trip to the Moon" or "Enjoy a night with Jarrod" so I've decided to post/distribute stuff that comes into my inbox.

    I take no responsibility for stupid ads that just want your email address etc.

    Here's one: Win a 4 star Mexican vacation in Cancun : Dave - The Home of Witty Comedy Banter : Dave to win a break for two in sunny gun and coke free Mexico. Enjoy.
    - Si dubitas, fuge.

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    I get those winning notifications by phone e.g. "Congratulations. You have won a two week holiday in Upper Mongolia blah blah blah" to which I normally reply "Ooh thank you. Send it to me at my address, thanks" then I hang up.
    I used to lead retreats, mate!

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    Knowing my luck I'd win a pair jimmy choos, a bicycle or a trekking holiday.

    I've never met anyone who wins these prizes either.

    Has any ARRSEr won anything decent?
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    I've won £120 on the Premium Bonds, a fiver here and there on the Notional Lottery and that's about it. I don't go near phone call prizes. They only cost £3.50 a minute etc.

    I'll only post what I believe are genuine comps like the one above from the Dave Tv channel, Welcome to Switzerland etc.
    - Si dubitas, fuge.

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    I won £1800 on the footy pools about 20 years ago.
    Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy." --Benjamin Franklin.

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    Won the Army Sports Lottery once and got another £300 from it this year. Apart from that ziltch.
    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. So-oldier of the Queen!

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    I've won some nice books from the Arrse Book club:o)
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    I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry

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    Won an all expenses paid holiday to China for 7 days, with Panasonic. Basically took a photo of a boat on a loch and then you had to get people to vote for it. I asked the Arrse massive to vote and they did in their hundreds - thankyou. Stayed in a 5 star hotel, free alcohol and free escorted trips to all the sites. Also got 3 digital cameras.

    Also won a TomTom sat nav once on aviva insurance website and another in senior rates christmas draw!

    Best compettions to enter are here Competitions Time - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

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    On a Hot morning in cyprus I found the meaning of anger. Fortunataly I was comftably numb.
    The RSM and various other NCO's seemed very agitated.
    maybe they should look into counselling?

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    I won an ice bucket once, oh and an iron. Both at Xmas do's whilst in.

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