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  • Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.

    21 26.58%
  • Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!

    20 25.32%
  • Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)

    38 48.10%
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Discuss Oh Shit! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by B_AND_T I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

    What the fuck should I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattb View Post
    Hang on, 19 year old daughter?

    Do you have any pictures of her tits?
    At last this thread is going off the gay subject!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spaz View Post
    What do you expect with a member of the AGC (SPS) as a "Father" figure. It's your fault for picking a poofy job in the AFCO and you know it.
    Does that apply to step-dads too?





    JARROD.....the sales back on, whats your latest bid Pics in wet muddy rugby kit to follow
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    Does that apply to step-dads too?





    JARROD.....the sales back on, whats your latest bid Pics in wet muddy rugby kit to follow
    give them to me.
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    You DO realise you'll have to wash said shitty kit once I flog him to you??
    "It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."

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    @ B & T..its not just the first BoyFriend he brings home...........its the first time he kisses his boyfriend in front of you.... and snuggles up on the sofa together, I fear this is when you might lose all sense you might have had... good luck..
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    You could always send him here?



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    You DO realise you'll have to wash said shitty kit once I flog him to you??
    Not until i've soiled it further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porridge_gun View Post
    You could always send him here?



    There are some, in some circles, who may disagree.
    I'm sitting on my fingers, you aren't getting me done.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
    RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porridge_gun View Post
    You could always send him here?



    There are some, in some circles, who may disagree.
    Oh fuck, now you've gone and done it again you attention whore.
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