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Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.
Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!
Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)
- 30-04-2012, 14:20 #31
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
- Jurassic Park - with the other dinosaurs
" Mom's been thrown out of the s-s-s-social circle - and Dad has to hide
I went to church incognito - when everybody rose
The Reverend Smithy recognised me - and punched me in the nose...
He said ' No more Mister Nice Guy, no more Mr Clean ' "
Originally Posted by B_and_T
When i was young , i asked my mother what shall i be?
Shall i be Pompey? Shall i be Saints?
and heres what she said to me.
Wash you mouth out son, go get your fathers gun,
and shoot the pompey scum, and support the Saints,
WE HATE POMPEY, WE HATE POMPEY
A gay son is one thing - if he buys a season ticket for Fratton Park do the decent thing - and put him out of his misery.....Age is not an illness
SEEFA Chair 2013
- 30-04-2012, 14:21 #32I was a good runner in the mob. I alway's liked to think I could get out of trouble quicker than what I got into it!
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- 30-04-2012, 14:28 #33
Is he on the ARCHERS yet? Every other gayer in the UK is at the moment.Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.
It's very unlucky to be superstitious.
Only my dog can judge me.
- 30-04-2012, 14:29 #34
It hasn't done Simon Cowell any harm!Never regret anything that once made you smile.
- 30-04-2012, 14:32 #35
- 30-04-2012, 14:37 #36
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- Jun 2010
- 30-04-2012, 14:38 #37
Could be worse .....
He could tell you he's planning on joining the RAF."Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin
- 30-04-2012, 14:46 #38
On the bright side hes not gunna get some underage/early teen slag pregnant anytime soon.....too many chiefs, not enough indians
- 30-04-2012, 14:56 #39Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
- 30-04-2012, 15:00 #40'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
Real Ale Drinkers.
'No quarter will be given when it comes to getting a nice luke warm pint of brown pish.'