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  • Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.

    21 26.58%

  • Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!

    20 25.32%

  • Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)

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Discuss Oh Shit! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by B_AND_T I now find myself in a difficult situation. What the fuck should I do? B&T - that's the most apalling thing it has been my misfortune to read on the sorry ...
  1. 30-04-2012, 14:20 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I now find myself in a difficult situation. What the fuck should I do?
    B&T - that's the most apalling thing it has been my misfortune to read on the sorry pages of Arrse .....what the hell were you thinking ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B_and_T
    I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan.
    In this dark hour, remember the words of the song that has floated many times over the red-shirted crowd and no doubt sustained you in moments of similar anguish;

    When i was young , i asked my mother what shall i be?
    Shall i be Pompey? Shall i be Saints?
    and heres what she said to me.
    Wash you mouth out son, go get your fathers gun,
    and shoot the pompey scum, and support the Saints,
    WE HATE POMPEY, WE HATE POMPEY


    A gay son is one thing - if he buys a season ticket for Fratton Park do the decent thing - and put him out of his misery.....
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  2. 30-04-2012, 14:21 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Shawn View Post
    Pretend that you were pished and pretend you don't remember him saying it, then get him a top-class prozzie (£15, Redcar high Street) as a present. Or get some of your wife's friends' daughters that are the same age as him to get their chebs out and be his cock jockey for the night.
    That's the way to do it. Really push the boat out eh!
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    Is he on the ARCHERS yet? Every other gayer in the UK is at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

    What the fuck should I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

    What the fuck should I do?
    Call him a cunt
    Treat him like a cunt
    Force him to eat cunt.
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    Could be worse .....

    He could tell you he's planning on joining the RAF.
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    On the bright side hes not gunna get some underage/early teen slag pregnant anytime soon.....
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  9. 30-04-2012, 14:56 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mincer View Post
    On the bright side hes not gunna get some underage/early teen slag pregnant anytime soon.....
    Yeah but he could get the AIDS
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Yeah but he could get the AIDS
    I'd rather have the sprog...

    Anyway hope is not lost, I know a lezzer who regularly gets off with blokes when pissed. So by that theory you just turn him into a raging alky and you've got a straight 'un. Invoice is in the post.
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