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  • Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.

    21 26.58%

  • Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!

    20 25.32%

  • Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)

    38 48.10%
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Discuss Oh Shit! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; oh how lovely. If he were mine, I would be looking forward to all those shopping trips and someone to discuss clothes and make up with. Your wife must be very pleased....
  1. 30-04-2012, 13:07 #11
    notnowbernard
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    oh how lovely. If he were mine, I would be looking forward to all those shopping trips and someone to discuss clothes and make up with. Your wife must be very pleased.
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  2. 30-04-2012, 13:09 #12
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    Look confused, then slowly move in for a kiss whilst weeping, a la the Colonel in American Beauty.
    Run, they're coming to rape and pillage!

    Oh I hate being pillaged...
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  3. 30-04-2012, 13:10 #13
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    I don't think he is a proper poof because his bedroom is a mess.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"
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  4. 30-04-2012, 13:11 #14
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    Re thinking this through, encourage him as gay blokes normally have loads of fit hetro women hanging about them for fashion tips and stuff, now surely you should be in line for some of the fall out of that.
    I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.

    Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??

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  5. 30-04-2012, 13:12 #15
    Junglynx
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    But his sexual orientation is.
    Run, they're coming to rape and pillage!

    Oh I hate being pillaged...
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  6. 30-04-2012, 13:12 #16
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    Tell him homosexuality is a choice and if he can make up his mind then he can bloody well unmake it?

    Or hire that mad bitch Phillipa Stroud to "cure" him. I'm sure Iain Duncan Smith still has her number knocking around somewhere.
    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."
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  7. 30-04-2012, 13:13 #17
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    Take him around the back of the shed and stove his skull in with a G1098 shovel..... It is an affront to god I tell you!!!
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  8. 30-04-2012, 13:14 #18
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    Flog him to jarrod as a catamite, he'll take really good care of him!
    "It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."

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  9. 30-04-2012, 13:17 #19
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    Partyr:

    Your avatar is priceless. If only all radios and tellies could be equipped with one of those meters to filter out ANY audio by any politician!
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  10. 30-04-2012, 13:18 #20
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    Get him to buy new soft furnishings for the house
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