Discuss Daves Nun in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Nuns and priests need to be shagged to within an inch of their lives and then given bullet therapy....
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Nuns and priests need to be shagged to within an inch of their lives and then given bullet therapy.
"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 29-04-2012, 18:47 #12Senior Member
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Oh I dunno, if an ex hitler youth muppet who is not far off knocking on the gates can get in I suppose everyone has a chance.
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- 29-04-2012, 19:19 #13
My Step-father used to be a Nun.
- 29-04-2012, 19:21 #14Not me. I say 'CUNT!!!'
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whitmos and Nurse Ratched like this.I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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Unless heaven is totally different to a life on earth of deliberate self-denial it will be just as feckin' boring as your three score & ten except it will be for eternity.
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Ex-Catholic school student, by any chance? Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched 
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Lol no, but it would explain a lot! Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 Ex-Catholic school student, by any chance?"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 30-04-2012, 08:22 #18Senior Member
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I wonder if she as got any dirty habits !
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Plenty i would think
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Roman Catholic Priests and Nuns,
Come to take away our sons,
But every man will stand behind the man behind the choir.Squaddies unwise enough to eat are confronted with standard_that is, inedible_cookhouse fair. if boiled is good, fried is better, and steamed, then boiled, then fried, seemed to be their idea of culinary Nirvana.
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