ARmy Rumour SErvice

**jarrod248** · 28-04-2012, 16:50

Originally Posted by Kirkz

I take it he won't be coming to the annual camp then?

No idea they've not spoken since Easter, thought they might have calmed down a bit as they got older but I think they're getting worse.

**fu2** · 28-04-2012, 16:51

it won`t stop the illegal traffic of grass. you could only buy 5 gramms in the coffee shops (why are they called coffee shops ?)

**jarrod248** · 28-04-2012, 16:55

The first time I went I felt terribly sorry for an old chap who must have lost his budgie, he kept shouting him 'Charlie, Charlie, Charlie'. I hope he found him.

Kirkz · 28-04-2012, 16:57

[QUOTE=fu2;4368465]it won`t stop the illegal traffic of grass. you could only buy 5 gramms in the coffee shops (why are they called coffee shops ?)[/QUOTE]

Because cannabis cafe doesn't sound quite right?

**BugzDaMick** · 28-04-2012, 17:11

As usual, it's all a fop to the "god-fearing" Septics (who resolutely refuse to allow any joy in life) to "prove" that Holland isn't the "Devil Infernal" on the international scene. Don't bother with Amsterdam itself, but get yourselves out to Bovenkerk, Hoofdorp, Heemstede or Weesp and you'll find that the whole artificial panic dies down and you can get leisurely stoned as before. The further you get away from Amsterdam the better - preferably in an easterly direction.

Aah, NAAFI! I forgot. So fuck the Septics and their bizarre, self-serving moral code. Let's have a referendum on what the (UK) gobment's allowed to do and whether we ever agreed that they could legislate on our life-choices, our sexuality and whatever else we individually decide to do with our lives. As far as I know, they were never, ever given that permission from the population. Instead, they just arrogantly assumed that they knew better and imposed their "will". Maybe we should revisit their remit and make a few suggestions.

Just a thought.

MsG

Kirkz · 28-04-2012, 17:15

Never thought I'd say this but... I concur Bugsy :thumright:

**jarrod248** · 28-04-2012, 17:18

I've enough with cigs and alcohol but I'd be happy to legalise all drugs, the Police could get back to dealing with real criminals.
I might use a bit of morphine at weekends to ease my back pain.

**BugzDaMick** · 28-04-2012, 18:06

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I've enough with cigs and alcohol but I'd be happy to legalise all drugs, the Police could get back to dealing with real criminals.
I might use a bit of morphine at weekends to ease my back pain.

To quote Jarrod: "I might use morphine at weekends to ease my back-pain". Do me a favour, fella. Morphine is not only the best "easer of back pain", it's also by far the best "easer" of depression! Additonally, it has no known psycholigical or, more importantly perhaps, pysichal disadvantages when used as an ant-depressant. The opposite is the case: all those who received treatment with herion/morphine to relieve their depressive condition, reported no negative effects whatsoever. Is that not a hint to start some sort of real examination of the drug? Just a thought.

MsG

**jarrod248** · 28-04-2012, 18:18

Originally Posted by BugzDaMick

To quote Jarrod: "I might use morphine at weekends to ease my back-pain". Do me a favour, fella. Morphine is not only the best "easer of back pain", it's also by far the best "easer" of depression! Additonally, it has no known psycholigical or, more importantly perhaps, pysichal disadvantages when used as an ant-depressant. The opposite is the case: all those who received treatment with herion/morphine to relieve their depressive condition, reported no negative effects whatsoever. Is that not a hint to start some sort of real examination of the drug? Just a thought.

MsG

Yup I know but it does tend to constipate a bit.