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Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with dead wives up to six hours AFTER their death | Mail Online
Not that this is anything new to some ArrsersIf you want me to swallow,you better cover it in chocolate!
- 26-04-2012, 14:00 #2Senior Member
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Thank heavens that dastardly Mubarak is out of the way. That's all I have to say.Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
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What?...you mean it's been illegal over here?...good job the witch ex didn't know that...what do you get for 20 years of (unsuccessfully) attempted crime?....
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- 26-04-2012, 14:25 #5KirkzGuest
I'm not so sure I could manage sex 6 hours after I died!!! I'll give it a fucking good go though, once the time comes :)
- 26-04-2012, 14:28 #6
Probably move around and respond a bit more than some of my ex-es!
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What's all the fuss, I have shagged hundreds of corpses. Few wimmin put much effort in.
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- 26-04-2012, 14:31 #8As the old line goes, "Is your daughter sexually active?" "No, she just lies there like her mother."
Originally Posted by eodmatt 
To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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Presumably in the case of the wife having it off with her dead husband she would have to wait until rigor mortis had set in.
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Badoom - Tisch Originally Posted by CaptainPlume 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
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