- 26-04-2012, 14:36 #11
At least they can't say no...It's a fine line between bravery and stupidity...
- 26-04-2012, 14:36 #12KirkzGuest
[QUOTE=CaptainPlume;4364432]As the old line goes, [B]"Is your daughter sexually active?" "No, she just lies there like her mother."[/B][/QUOTE]
perhaps a water bed or one of those vibrating beds may be of some help with that?
- 26-04-2012, 14:38 #13
Three cheers for freedom! Cunts.
- 26-04-2012, 14:42 #14
Fuck her while she,s still warm, now where have I heard that before??Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.
We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,
It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,
Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.
- 26-04-2012, 14:43 #15KirkzGuest
[QUOTE=Manley;4364457]Fuck her while she,s still warm, now where have I heard that before??[/QUOTE]
Was it at the Inuit tribal gathering?
- 26-04-2012, 15:18 #16
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported."
Does tumescence occur after one has popped one's flip-flops? Does a stiff get a stiffy? It's not something I've ever had cause to investigate.
It is very accomodating though, a chap usually has to arrange the death immediately prior to taking part in such activities.
Will Egyptian hospitals have to provide facilities for such activities, or will they just crack on with it in the ward? Will the NHS be obliged to provide facilities for this, out of respect for different cultures?
Last edited by Onetap; 26-04-2012 at 16:36.Peccavi.
- 26-04-2012, 15:41 #17
- 26-04-2012, 15:51 #18
- 26-04-2012, 15:54 #19KirkzGuest
[QUOTE=Nurse Ratched;4364579]Some of us don't have the energy after doing all the washing, cooking, cleaning, sewing, knitting, babysitting, etc, etc[/QUOTE]
Can't imagine why! I manage all those things and still have the energy to wank!
You're just fucking lazy!!! :wink:
- 26-04-2012, 15:56 #20