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- 26-04-2012, 02:21 #12Senior Member
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tunbridge wells? didnt you get told fella?
Originally Posted by filthyphil 
all the buses are on detail, now theres a CRAAV on the park thats needing signing out
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Hang on a bit and you will be able to sign out the Omnibus.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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- 26-04-2012, 02:43 #14This one? Originally Posted by eodmatt
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Similar, but Mongles rather than Biggles. Originally Posted by filthyphil This one?
I loved the quote from her mum:
“I feel violated and violated on Heidi’s behalf. I’m disgusted that people can be so sick".
Hmmm.... being violated on someone else's behalf ..... Munchausen springs to mind my little munchkin.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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Holy fcuk, I nearly just woke the missus, stifling laughter. That wouldn't have been pretty. That's tragically and ironically funny. Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad Due to the law of unintended consequences she has Once again become the source of amusement
I don't see what the problem is; she's now sat her GCSE's. I'd have thought attaining 'Potato' via the medium of math would have been wholly achievable now.
Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE app with my weiner fingers.Last edited by Rabid Chihuahua; 26-04-2012 at 05:00.
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According to another pic, her favourite colour is "helmet".
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Once we clean the phlegm off the windows Originally Posted by filthyphil
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ahh the question is now that there is thatch on the roof, would you?
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