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    Would you use this builder?

    Taking the grandson to school this morning I passed a building site where an old church is being renovated, extra buildings built in the grounds and a new old peoples sheltered housing complex being created which cost several millions. I couldn't help but notice one of the work vans;

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    Did those guys on the Hiab come over and ask if you was from the DSS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Did those guys on the Hiab come over and ask if you was from the DSS?
    They may have done but I don't speak Polak.
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    The guys in the background looked suspiciously nervous tho'

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    Seen on a van on the M25,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 06FA56Paderborn View Post
    Seen on a van on the M25,

    "Singh and Singh Builders, You have used the Cowboys now try the Indians"
    Saw this on a van in Cardiff too, probably the same family.........


    On a different note I also saw a van with "Panther removals" written on the side, bloke got a bit pissed of when I asked him if he could do tigers too....miserable cunt.
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    I saw a red Sherpa Van in Belfast once, it had the name of a plumbing firm on the side but they'd forgotten to put an address or phone number on it....come to think of it......I was driving the fucker.

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    A few weeks ago I walked past a van with the words "Winkle Removals" proudly emblazoned across the side. They're not coming near my winkle, I can tell you.
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    This van made me laugh here in Aldershot......


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