Discuss Would you use this builder? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; only yesterday a joiners van drove past me with "chisel me timbers" written on the side...
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only yesterday a joiners van drove past me with "chisel me timbers" written on the side
"I think i am becoming a god."
Vespasian
- 25-04-2012, 15:42 #12
Scaffolding company in Sussex - "Poles Apart"
Rodney2qIn the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
Elzear Blaze - The Military Life
- 25-04-2012, 16:00 #13
Round here we have, Basil Brush (Painter and Decorator), Tim'll fix it (odd job man), and Benson's Hedges (Gold van, Gardener).
The best one imo, is the local Gardener called Ian (I think) Watts, who's company is "Watts in your Garden".
- 25-04-2012, 16:15 #14Don't start me on fucking hairdressers. 'Curl Up And Dye'. 'The Mane Attraction'. 'From Hair to Eternity'. Every time I see one I want to put their bins through their window.
Originally Posted by 3rdStafford 
Wonder how many of us wish we had the balls to do this at some time or other?
Biscuits_AB and Mattb like this."Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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- 25-04-2012, 16:28 #15
There is a small cafe in Cardiff called The Warm As Toast cafe. The capital letters were very big. It was popular with students.
"Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
- 25-04-2012, 16:38 #16Senior Member
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Down the King's Road, Chelsea, near the D. of Y's, there was a shoe shop called R. Soles
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- 25-04-2012, 16:45 #17Senior Member
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Barbers in my local town, "Get Your Locks Off". Hairdressers near the same location, "Clip Round the Ear". Originally Posted by TheIronDuke To the army, to every soldier in it. I have a bond of attachment quite independent of any political reasonings. I was a soldier at that time when the feelings are most ardent and when the strongest attachments are formed. ‘Once a soldier, always a soldier’ is a maxim, the truth of which I need not insist to anyone who has ever served in the army for any length of time.
Sergeant Major William Cobbett. 54th Regt of Foot.
- 25-04-2012, 17:32 #18Senior Member
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They probably thought "People will remember that name. Some cunt might even tell his mates or post about it online." Originally Posted by 3rdStafford Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
- 25-04-2012, 17:40 #19Member
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On my way home from work is a dog grooming joint named "Doggy Style"...
- 25-04-2012, 18:13 #20
There is an estate agency in the Kidderminster/ Bewdley area called "Doolittle and Dally".
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