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A woman at work told me that her son was a lesbian.
What have you heard today?
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- 25-04-2012, 11:03 #2
My shed is getting wet with all this drought.
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- 25-04-2012, 11:04 #3
My wife said she's feeling a bit better and will go to work today.
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I got told that my mutton chops are too long and I should stop curling the tips of my 'tache. Some people have no taste.
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If it's in The Sun it's got to be true. You know that woman at no. 35?
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Ive been told then I am not allowed to disturb the cat, who has recently taken to going to sleep in front of the downstairs toilet. If I want a slash I will have to go upstairs.
- 25-04-2012, 11:17 #7
I heard an enormous fart, I was unable to blame anyone else as I was the only person in the room. Mind you with nobody else to be offended by it, I had no need to blame anyone else.
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My misses hasn't told me nothing for three weeks, as I am still in the dog house for falling asleep on the train on the way back from work on a Friday evening, waking up in Stoke on Trent, then proceeding to go on a session as if I was still in and still single. Oh well, it's a quiet life.
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"That which does not kill us ..makes us stronger"
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That's against your human rights, not to mention H&S issues it raises. Please call me, Amanda, at Sue, Grabbit & Run and we'll sort it out with a no-win, no fee contract and get you on Question Time on the BBC with Rita Chakrabati from Liberty who'll whine for you about oppressive regimes etc.
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