Discuss A woman at work told me that her son was a lesbian. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Seen a letter that was addressed to " The Occupier" At whatever address.
Sent back with "Not known at this address return to sender"!!!!
Who the fuck doesn't know their self?...
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Seen a letter that was addressed to " The Occupier" At whatever address.
Sent back with "Not known at this address return to sender"!!!!
Who the fuck doesn't know their self?Last edited by Kirkz; 25-04-2012 at 11:22.
- 25-04-2012, 11:20 #12
Someone told me it is raining, can't believe that.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
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- 25-04-2012, 11:25 #13Senior Member
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I was told that some company called CRAPITA are taking over recruiting and that over half the careers offices are closing and all Snr Rec's are to be made redundant and replaced with SSgt FTRS and some NCO's. All the ADSC's will be civvies and only 2 FTRS ADSO's!! Surely that cannot be true?
- 25-04-2012, 11:28 #14
11.27 and it is raining,but still it could be worse...
Oh and by the way Maddie is still alive,the cops say so and they don't lie do they...
I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape
- 25-04-2012, 11:32 #15Senior Member
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I was told that all our land rover 110,s have to be cut up for scrap and disposed of locally.
Criminal. There's nowt wrong with em!Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.
- 25-04-2012, 11:38 #16It is a bit strange on a non-Asian woman you have to admit.
Originally Posted by Soggy4978 
To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
Somerset Maugham
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 25-04-2012, 11:43 #17Senior Member
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You want chow mein with that? Originally Posted by CaptainPlume When you're faced with trouble,
When beset by doubt,
Run around in circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
- 25-04-2012, 11:44 #18Senior Member
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I was told this morning after a file review of a company formation file by the office manager that the file was not properly kept as their was no client care letter, conflict check or assessment of costs. With great politeness I asked her had she looked at the risk assessment and who the shareholder and sole director was, then told her I was not going to fucking write myself a letter, do a conflict check against myself or bill myself anything! I think she got the message.
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Watch out when it runs back down, It'll get yer carpet slippers wet. Originally Posted by PBUH CENT 05ZR70.Last seen at Marchwood, (by Nobby) Heading for Israel.
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I was told by a very strange Indian sounding bloke on the phone called Yarni that he was in fact Bill Gates and he was going to give me a computer. I was at a loss as to why, so I told him to fuck off.
Should I have taken him up on his kind offer?High on life. And glue.
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