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Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 So have I mate and two finer examples of womanhood I have yet to meet. Creeping now ain't gonna help you!
Taboo, who said he was to be a willing participant in the removal of his tache?
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair. C. S. Lewis
Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 Legs!!! That'll be the only thing waxed. You might want to speak to I_Even_Disarm_Ducks about the joys of leg waxing. He's still waiting for the hair we waxed from his leg in London in February to grow back!
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