ARmy Rumour SErvice

**sallyanne09** · 25-04-2012, 02:17

Originally Posted by Auld_Sapper

FCUK ME!! I nip out for a couple of sherberts with the mother in law, get her pished on two glasses of vino collapso and dance the night away to ABBA songs and come back to this !!!!

Yer a quick worker Davy boy! Suppose I better sober up and get the fecking thing written then !!

Hullo all, by the way!

Ubique ya bass ! HIC!!

Get the MiL to her pit and get writing Auld Sapper.

From the looks o things the royalties are going to more than cover the advance!

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 02:19

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Can I review it for the ARRSE Book Club? All the other reviewers are degenerates with drug and alcohol problems and many of them have an interesting criminal record.

OOOEERRRR!! The Auld Yin might have something to say about that!!

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 02:21

Originally Posted by 3123

Ubique ya bass yersel A_S... Everyone thought you'd gone to the final RVP.... welcome back!

As has been said a number of times on the blessed site here dude, "Reports of my death have been somewhat exaggerated!"

Ubique ya bass!

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 02:24

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Look just tell him to wipe his knob on some curtains not on my fucking book!

Curtains indeed!!! I live in paradise man, we have drapes here! Hard plastic fecking drapes!! Much better, and more entertaining I find, to use the hand towel in the bog.

Ubique ya bass !!

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 02:28

And once again thank you all for the support!!

I shall now away and lie down in a darkened room, no not for the pressure, 'tis because we've tanked all the vino and Manuel the Bar is shut. Selfish batsard.

Boa Noite and

Ubique ya bass!!

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 02:36

Originally Posted by 3123

Are you keping well then A_S... still in sunny climes I take it.?

Sorry dude just missed your post, yup! still here in paradise and working away on some kind of cunning plan, in between trying to rid the Algarve of red wine and Sagres beer and avoiding maturity and responsibility! Oh yes! I didn't spend all these years as a Sapper just to grow up you know!

Ubique ya bass !

Now I really must away and do what I said I was going to do in the post before last. Fecking ABBA songs don't half take it out you!!

"Oh, knowing me, knowing you, Aha...........!!!!"

**Auld_Sapper** · 25-04-2012, 03:16

Originally Posted by davidflies

Signed copies - we will do our best on these and more information will be posted when we have it. The extra we charge for signed copies will be donated according to the author's wishes of course.

Bugger me I missed that bit!! That's "Alcos in the Algarve" sorted for a while then !!

Ubique ya bass !!

**Krazy_Ivan** · 25-04-2012, 06:30

Copy for me too please. Email sent.

**davidflies** · 25-04-2012, 06:52

Just a reminder - to reserve a copy email sales@mlrsbooks.co.uk and tell me how many copies you need - we will then make sure that the books are with you as soon as possible after publication date.

**Lardbeast** · 25-04-2012, 08:47

Anyone heading down south to S'Efrika willing drag along a copy of the book to swop for for a BFO steak and a terrible hangover?

Oh, and some biltong. That'll get 'em snapping at the lure....