ARmy Rumour SErvice

**blue-sophist** · 03-05-2012, 20:39

Originally Posted by davidflies

You mean you trusted them with your credit card?

I trusted you with mine … even though your scabby website wouldn't do Amex, so I lost a skip, small but useful, of BA Miles [or Avios, as some twat in Meercatting decided to call them].

You're a tease, putting up that Amex logo. Even though I understand how much they rip you off for joining them. Fortunately I shall be burning Amex for the rest of this month in the Land of the [insert preferred adjective]

**davidflies** · 03-05-2012, 20:44

Sorry about the Amex but these days we have to keep overheads down to afford the bank charges, fees, gas bill, internet fees, phone bill ...... and pay the staff wages

**pcar964** · 03-05-2012, 20:46

Originally Posted by XRE_987

I bade my ferrets do this thing for me earlier, as they are more technically minded than I. I hope they got it right, or it's ferret stew tomorrow.

Keep it OT, Pigs not Ferrets

Originally Posted by davidflies

Sorry about the Amex but these days we have to keep overheads down to afford the bank charges, fees, gas bill, internet fees, phone bill ...... and pay the staff wages

You pay your staff? Isn't a bale of hay in the attic to eat & sleep on enough?

**XRE_987** · 03-05-2012, 20:50

Originally Posted by davidflies

You mean you trusted them with your credit card?

To be fair, they haven't tried to rip me off since I thrashed them soundly for ordering five grand's worth of day old chicks from a dodgy web site.

Originally Posted by pcar964

Keep it OT, Pigs not Ferrets

Sorry 'bout that, it's in me blood...

**hantsbloke** · 03-05-2012, 20:57

Im awaiting the second book now, ..................Son of Stumpy

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**davidflies** · 03-05-2012, 20:58

You pay your staff? Isn't a bale of hay in the attic to eat & sleep on enough?[/QUOTE]

I know it is such a bore - you let them sleep in the pig stye and the immediately get ideas above their station

**Auld_Sapper** · 03-05-2012, 21:06

Originally Posted by hantsbloke

Im awaiting the second book now, ..................Son of Stumpy`

Fcuk me! That could involve a huge amount of research in Bandit Country, imagine,

"Hello I'm the Auld Sapper, and 35 years ago I was part of the brutal occupying forces around here and was wondering if you remember if your prized poodle\collie\alsation\chiwawa\shitsoo\doberman\ro ttie\cat\sheep etc was raped and impregnated by a short arrsed, epileptic Brit barsteward of a Wagtail?"

Hm? Might have legs. You up for doing the research dude?

Ubique ya bass!!

**davidflies** · 03-05-2012, 21:09

Call me in 3 years time when I've got over this book! Until then I'm head down and going back to operational papers from World War II - this is too exciting for me.

**pcar964** · 03-05-2012, 21:17

Originally Posted by davidflies

You pay your staff? Isn't a bale of hay in the attic to eat & sleep on enough?

I know it is such a bore - you let them sleep in the pig stye and the immediately get ideas above their station

Almost mastered the quote now David

I can imagine David talking to his wife.

Darling, why did I listen to A.S and his mates, they're all insane and should be in Gogarburn.

What's that? RBS are in Gogarburn now? Very appropriate. Arrse loonies to Craighouse then.

What? Craighouse full of students? Makes sense, loopy drunk students need locking up.

Broadmoor for them all. Not safe to let those Arrsers out on care in the community.

Need a lie down in a dark quiet room now, wake me up if a sane person contacts us. Remember, Assad's MLRS orders take priority and we accept AMEX from him.