ARmy Rumour SErvice

**rampant** · 30-04-2012, 18:48

Originally Posted by davidflies

Sorry to report that Melton hasn't got a spare dog and handler for the book signing and Derbyshire Police don't do PR for their dog section! Such a pity - so we'll have to make do with Rab! At least it saves on the Bonio and Chum bill.

I wouldn't be too sure about that, he was a Sapper

**Grey_Mafia65** · 30-04-2012, 18:54

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Apologising on the ARRSE can be a mistake. The Groomers among us look out for that sort of behavior and the next thing you know you are cited on Wiki as an example of Stockholm Syndrome.

So let me get this straight? Given the significant resources of the ARRSE across all time zones with our chums embedded in some seriously dodgy fucking places including Liverpool and Wales, we cannot come up with a dog on a lead in the Home Counties? Is this what Great Britain has come to in the end of days?

Fucks sakes. I knew I should have pushed north and sorted the job back when I was Pharaoh Smenkhkare back in the 18th Dynasty. Or yesterday as we Pharaohs count time.

I have a deg you can use. He comes with a bridge. You need to buy the bridge to get the deg. Mates rates and can swap for a jet-ski. PM me, yah?

Since when has Derbyshire been in the Home Counties? Do get a grip.

**davidflies** · 30-04-2012, 19:15

Glad he isn't navigating for me! Yes I know the things that are said about officers and maps but ....

**Mr_Fingerz** · 30-04-2012, 19:26

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Since when has Derbyshire been in the Home Counties? Do get a grip.

Presumably the deg can drive.

Or TiD can.

**pcar964** · 30-04-2012, 20:40

Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz

Presumably the deg can drive.

It's a dug not a deg ya bas

Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz

Or TiD can.

TID's too busy humming Skippy.

David, try Headly and RAF Police Association too for Mick & Memphis

Some other candidates eg Ex-RAF doggie hero takes centre stage at Crufts Doggy things

**Buttmaster General** · 30-04-2012, 21:39

email sent for a signed copy (to join the Picking Up the Brass signed copy)

Can't wait.

BMG

**davidflies** · 30-04-2012, 21:41

Bmg ack

**Buttmaster General** · 30-04-2012, 21:43

That Sir, is service!

**Auld-Yin** · 30-04-2012, 21:54

Originally Posted by davidflies

Boldnotold - will contact them tomorrow a.m. - and thank you

David

have you tried these people? They may still have some links you could tap in to, plus they may be interested in the book and put on their website.

Welcome