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    Still waiting my copy?
    There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.

    Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"

    Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...

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    Tiny - see PM - all sorted

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidflies View Post
    More is to come, but as it is only in preparation by the author we have no timescale - but I will update things when we get nearer to the date.
    Please don't nag or whitter - I just don't know how long it will take, nor what form it will be in.
    I would particularly ask the kindlers to remain schtum!

    And the bloody ad: Foxtrot Oscar!
    So this will be another ten years away by the time THE QUALITY PUBLISHED AUTHOR, has finished all the alcohol he will be buying with the royalties of this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    We're on it.

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    Batsard!! That's another keyboard fcuked then !!

    You Sir appear to have far too much fcuking time on your hands. Thank God !

    Regards Rab. Now where the hammer there's a rather nasty concoction of tea, fag ash and roll up baccy dribling out of the keyboard.


    Ubique ya bass !
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    Tea???????????

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    Got my copy in yesterday and I can safely say that this book could turn out to be the best birthday pressie my wife has ever bought me.
    If the bits I read here are arything to go by....
    Cheers for the fast delivery and the book looks great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davidflies View Post
    Tea???????????
    It's Harry Ramp Electric Soup, but to keep him happy we let him call it tea.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
    nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidflies View Post
    Tea???????????
    Hell yes! This is the new RESPONSIBLE FAMOUS QUALITY PUBLISHED AUTHOR now my man!

    Well, until later, sun, yardarm and all that.

    Regards
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    Finished reading this last evening , as there was no footie on T.V.

    Cracking good read
    If you haven't bought this, why not?
    go and get a copy.
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    Love it mick

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