ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by roadster280

Without spending a fortune, life can be made that much more pleasurable.

In my case, happiness is...

...a giant bottle of Wuerze. Sadly not called that in the US, and I had to order it from Amazon, but I'm now revelling in toast-and-Wuerze heaven.

A bottle of monosodium glutamate hmm yummy.

Er no, just read the ingredients, and there's no MSG.

I totally agree, sometimes the things that make you smile the most are indeed free of charge (and not just the obvious carnal deeds, that goes without saying!)

For example, I've been having a shit day. A really, really shit day. So bad, that as a normally optimistic and happy chap it has put a real dent in my stride and made me utterly miserable this morning.

So then I went to the bank at lunchtime to try and sort out some financial affairs, and whilst waiting to speak with a personal banker (or whatever they call them) an old lady, a real frail old dear well into her late 80's or perhaps even early 90's approached the bank teller, started talking to her, and then let out an arse ripping fart that would beat my worst after a guinness and kebab fuelled weekend.

I'm not sure she even noticed. She certainly deadpanned it whilst talking to the bank teller.

I however have been smiling ever since and it has entirely lifted my spirits!!

It's the little things in life....

One wipe or even no wipe shits, that is all.

Small tubes of mustard.

Originally Posted by roadster280

Er no, just read the ingredients, and there's no MSG.

They must have removed it as that was one of it's main ingredients. You could just use soy sauce.

March 14th

Steak and BJ Day

Getting through all traffic lights just as they start to turn, without having to speed up.