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Discuss Life's simple pleasures in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 Careful Jarrod,he's got para in his name! Could be short for paraplegic though. or Paramore a common poofter term....
  1. 26-04-2012, 16:52 #191
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    Careful Jarrod,he's got para in his name!
    Could be short for paraplegic though.
    or Paramore a common poofter term.
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  2. 26-04-2012, 16:56 #192
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    Quote Originally Posted by colin449 View Post
    or Paramore a common poofter term.
    Parasol.
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Parasol.
    Definitely a poofter accessory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Parasol.
    Paradox.

    (Look what happens when the entirely innocent word association thread gets closed down.)
    It was like that when I got here.

    If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcm649 View Post
    It keeps me sane and happy for ages.
    Make the best of it, they grow up amazingly fast!

    Wish my children had been as good company as my grandchildren!

    However they are not quite teenagers yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colin449 View Post
    Definitely a poofter accessory.
    Didn`t he mean Anusol, not Parasol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geordie-para View Post
    I knew it wouldn't be long before what was an entertaining and funny thread/post became stupid one liners with the same picture again and again. Grow up kiddies. The sandpit is open if you want to go and play outside.
    Manners Timothy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    Manners Timothy.
    Let him bite. It could be fun.

    Simple pleasures .....
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Some strange people on here with way too time on their hands and scat on their minds.

    For me waking up alive is about as good as it gets.
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