- 25-04-2012, 17:15 #131
- 25-04-2012, 17:40 #132
@ND Most Jocks are shit at sport.....but by god they have the best and longest after parties..
- 25-04-2012, 18:41 #133
Just coz I'm having some now, I have to add bacon. A truly wonderous thing, without it life would not be complete, which probably explains why those who forbid it spend alot of time running around shooting each other and taking out their frustration on innocent animals.Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 25-04-2012, 18:50 #134
Laying in bed on a summers morning, looking out of the window, bright blue sky, bright green leaves in a massive tree, all dancing individually as the breeze hits themReboot and Select proper Boot device or Insert Boot Media in Selected Drive
- 25-04-2012, 18:51 #135Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
- 25-04-2012, 18:57 #136
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Wiping my cock on your curtains.....
- 25-04-2012, 19:33 #137
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- 25-04-2012, 19:41 #138
Manchester Airport, eat nowt on the flight andthen wait 8-9 hours and get something from the Korean restaurant in Dubai terminal 2 prior to my Eastern Shite-ways flight to KAF or Kabul.
If you ever get on an Emirates flight stick a "Do not wake for food sign" up and try to sleep through the ordeal.
However getting back to the thread, watching frigging Afghans try to get half a ton of tractor parts and washing machines into hold luggage on the Kam Air flight is always entertaining (simple pleasure); even more so when they get fucked off at the high port.
I suppose this could also go in the schadenfreude thread too.
What's worse though, is they usually end up bringing huge amounts of vehicle parts etc on to the plane as carry-on................
"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."
Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.
Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............
- 25-04-2012, 19:46 #139
Old news Monty,right up your street,fill your boots.
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- 25-04-2012, 19:48 #140
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
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- 14 miles West of the moon, for all I know.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.