Discuss Life's simple pleasures in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by britbeagle
Must have been a fuckin tourist's kid, a yorkshire kid wouldn't waste a sweet
He'd have tied a piece of cotton to the Malteser so he could haul it back in....
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He'd have tied a piece of cotton to the Malteser so he could haul it back in.
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@ND Most Jocks are shit at sport.....but by god they have the best and longest after parties..
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Just coz I'm having some now, I have to add bacon. A truly wonderous thing, without it life would not be complete, which probably explains why those who forbid it spend alot of time running around shooting each other and taking out their frustration on innocent animals.
Markintime and Dredd like this.Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
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Laying in bed on a summers morning, looking out of the window, bright blue sky, bright green leaves in a massive tree, all dancing individually as the breeze hits them
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That just reminded me, Chicken sausage for breakfast on an Emirates flight, truly vile. Originally Posted by Ciggie Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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Wiping my cock on your curtains.....
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Agree with you completely mate. Emirates get lauded for their food, but it's fucking dogshit. I normally get a good feed at Manchester Airport, eat nowt on the flight andthen wait 8-9 hours and get something from the Korean restaurant in Dubai terminal 2 prior to my Eastern Shite-ways flight to KAF or Kabul. Originally Posted by jarrod248
If you ever get on an Emirates flight stick a "Do not wake for food sign" up and try to sleep through the ordeal.
However getting back to the thread, watching frigging Afghans try to get half a ton of tractor parts and washing machines into hold luggage on the Kam Air flight is always entertaining (simple pleasure); even more so when they get fucked off at the high port.
I suppose this could also go in the schadenfreude thread too.
What's worse though, is they usually end up bringing huge amounts of vehicle parts etc on to the plane as carry-on................
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Oh, I don't know. Our southern neighbours are still celebrating a win from 1966... Originally Posted by cheekyruby @ND Most Jocks are shit at sport.....but by god they have the best and longest after parties..Litotes and Negligent-Discharge like this.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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