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  1. 23-04-2012, 14:05 #1
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    Welshmen Have a Change From Sheep

    Three Taffs abduct a penguin for rape in their hotel room,


    Penguin stolen by drunks returned to Australia Sea World

    http://www.news.com.au/national/fair...-1226327361526
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  2. 23-04-2012, 14:07 #2
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    I'm assuming said penguin didn't actually shout 'RAPE'...therefore any sexual act must be considered consensual! Naughty minxy little critter!!
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  3. 23-04-2012, 14:12 #3
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    It allegedly just said "awwwk"
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  4. 23-04-2012, 14:15 #4
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    I've not been to Wales much, but I don't recall seeing many women there. Could be to do with this, or vice versa.
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  5. 23-04-2012, 17:45 #5
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    Ha ha good lads, you know you've had a good night when you wake up with a penguin in ya scratcha......beat that you English toss pots.

    Edited to add, by that I do not mean beat this paticular penguin. It is clearly a hero amongst penguins, and should be treated as such, it could possibly be made King of the penguins on its return to captivity to show everyone the extent of his awesomeness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by havocthecat View Post
    Ha ha good lads, you know you've had a good night when you wake up with a penguin in ya scratcha......beat that you English toss pots.
    Normally Englishmen wake up with other Englishmen in there "scratcha".
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    so it was a male penguin....the dirty homos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShDrMa View Post
    I've not been to Wales much, but I don't recall seeing many women there.
    If you'd seen them you'd understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by havocthecat View Post
    Ha ha good lads, you know you've had a good night when you wake up with a penguin in ya scratcha......beat that you English toss pots.
    Confirms all that i think about the welsh and their ability to fuck anything other than a fellow human
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  10. 23-04-2012, 18:39 #10
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    at least it smelled of fish.
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