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View Poll Results: What's the reason for pissing in the shower?

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  • I just prefer it

    31 15.50%

  • Saves time

    100 50.00%

  • The toilet is occupied and the sink is full of dishes

    8 4.00%

  • I can't reach the sink to piss in it

    14 7.00%

  • I'm incontinent and so have no choice where or when I piss

    6 3.00%

  • I dislike the shower's owner/someone I share it with and I know they wouldn't approve

    3 1.50%

  • Because shitting in it would clog the drain

    29 14.50%

  • Bear Grylls said it would toughen my feet

    17 8.50%

  • I don't piss in the shower

    18 9.00%
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  1. 23-04-2012, 16:59 #51
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    Saves time, wash the hair and get rid of excess liquid at the same time.
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  2. 23-04-2012, 19:28 #52
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    Saves me pissing in your wardrobe.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

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  3. 23-04-2012, 19:54 #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manley View Post
    Saves me pissing in your wardrobe.
    Better still,saves me pissing in my feckin' wardrobe.
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  4. 23-04-2012, 20:34 #54
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    Helps loosen up the jizz so the drain doesn't get clogged.
    "Justice tastes like hairy Bovril!" - RTFQ
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  5. 23-04-2012, 20:50 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    I wonder if it works on teeth?
    Urine is a good cleaning agent and antiseptic, so washing your mouth with it may help. Your decision whether to spit or swallow.
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  6. 23-04-2012, 22:04 #56
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    I enjoy pissing in the shower, especially when I'm not the person showering.
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  7. 23-04-2012, 22:26 #57
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    I piss in the shower and I sit down while I'm doing it.
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  9. 23-04-2012, 22:42 #58
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    Does that degrade brakes and wheel-bearings?
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  10. 23-04-2012, 22:59 #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    I piss in the shower and I sit down while I'm doing it.
    Is the pissing on purpose though?
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  11. 23-04-2012, 23:03 #60
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    Yes, I have control. Although do have stress incontinence which isn't unusual for amputees as a lot of pressure is put on the bladder when sitting up or moving around.
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