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    Not as painful as the story related to my missus by a medic about the guy who stuck a length of spaghetti up his Jap's eye for 'fun' (no, I don't know why either).

    ...forgetting, of course, that pasta swells in contact with moisture.

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    Oh how I laughed at the misfortune of these poor saps
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    [URL]http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/180378-customer-reviews-some-quite-funny.html[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by bangalore View Post
    Read some of the comments to his post

    this one was posted yesterday

    #511 I unfortunately did exactly the same thing. My gf generously this to my cock and bollocks, and instantly I was asking "Is it supposed to feel like this?!" She assured me that it may tingle slightly, but as a tingle turned to an intense burning pain, I knew something wasn't right so I hastily followed the instructions and scraped the cream off with the spatula provided. Along with the cream, came the skin from my bollocks, sliding off like hot chicken skin.

    I couldn't believe my eyes, I rushed to the shower to rinse the rest off in complete agony, but the damage was already done. I could see flesh. Panicked, I stayed in the shower, rinsing all the time with cold water, while my gf laughed in hysterics. As soon as I took them out from under the shower, the agony resumed and so after 30 mins of rinsing, I made the decision to phone NhS 24.

    I was passed between Nurses, each of whom had a good laugh at me, then apologised for doing so, and in the end they asked me to remain in the shower and await a return call. A further 30 minutes later, and I was beginning to chill in the shower, so took some tramadol and rode out the pain.

    It was a long painful road to recovery. I now shave. Always read the instructions!
    OUCH!...bloody OUCH!..........tears to my eyes!....
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    Ingredients
    Aqua
    Urea

    Potassium Thioglycolate
    Calcium Hydroxide
    Cetearyl Alcohol
    Ceteareth-20
    PPG-15 Stearyl Ether
    Magnesium Trisilicate
    Potassium Hydroxide
    Propylene Glycol
    Lithium Magnesium Sodium Silicate
    Paraffinum Liquidum
    Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil
    Acrylates Copolymer
    Aloe Barbadensis
    Sodium Gluconate
    BHT
    Hydrated Silica
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    Hexyl Cinnamal
    Butylphenyl Methylpropional
    Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone
    CI 77891
    So the main ingredients are water & piss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    OUCH!...bloody OUCH!..........tears to my eyes!....
    Did you write that review then?
    Jack H likes this.
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Did you write that review then?
    SHUT IT!....if i had, i wouldn't let you anywhere near me...just listening to you causes me pain!....

    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    SHUT IT!....if i had, i wouldn't let you anywhere near me...just listening to you causes me pain!....

    Take your hearing aid out then old 'un
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Take your hearing aid out then old 'un
    Hmmmm...time for your lethal injection Nursey, methinks....
    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
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