ARmy Rumour SErvice

**vinniethemanxcat** · 22-04-2012, 18:11

I've read somewhere she waxes her flange...... so can't all be negative

**Screw_The_Nut** · 22-04-2012, 18:19

I think another problem is, newspapers give out too much 'opinion' by total dick heads. leve the opinions for the internet, just print the fucking news (they struggle with just that too!).

**kilo42** · 22-04-2012, 18:24

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Who the fcuk is this bird? Why is pretty much every days Daily Mail, and othe rpapers full of her 'adventures'?

Who the fcuk is the family?

Am I supposed to know who these people are? Why are they famous?

Thank you for that, I kept thinking I must have heard who all the famous people are but just forgot, seems I might not have the old Alxheimers after all, unless of course we have both got it

**llech** · 22-04-2012, 18:25

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

I find not reading it for free online either, works for me.

Would be a lot easier if every cunt on here didn't link a Daily Mail "story" for us to gnash our teeth over.

**BarkingSpider** · 22-04-2012, 18:35

Yes, here's a Daily Mail story about stupid people who link to Daily Mail Stories...

Fucking hell! Here's another one of the bloody things!!! Don't look!!!

This comment on the second link says it all:

"Personally, I'm in favour of subjecting Daily Mail readers to an intensive course of electric shock therapy.

"I don't think it will do any good, I just want to see them jerk around."

**Tremaine** · 22-04-2012, 18:41

Things to do before you die. No. 51. KK and her sisters, a tube of lube and a tin of peaches. Does MDN still need his mask? Right then.

**jimmys_best_mate** · 22-04-2012, 18:42

She does at least have the good grace to make porn with black gentlemen though.

**philc** · 22-04-2012, 18:52

Heard of them, but if they walked past me I would not recognise them. Just part of the problem of clueless individuals that see celebrity as an escape or something to aspire to. If its not footballers its some scrubber noshing them off in the bogs. Every dog has its day, I would rather just not know about it.

The better half reads the Daily Hate online, I am tempted to block it via the Firewall its truly shite.

**fu2** · 22-04-2012, 18:52

Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat

I've read somewhere she waxes her flange...... so can't all be negative

Turtle wax, for the lotus effect ?

**padme** · 22-04-2012, 19:16

Kim Kardashians father was O.J. Simpsons lawyer after he was accused of killing his wife (kim kardashians' mum best friend)

After that it gets boring and tedious