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**tiny_lewis** · 20-04-2012, 18:49

Originally Posted by thecoops

An excuse to post this Banned Commercial - Kylie Minogue - Agent Provocateur - YouTube num num num

Hi-Def was invented solely for that advert... bastards.

**Roadster280** · 20-04-2012, 18:52

Originally Posted by thecoops

An excuse to post this Banned Commercial - Kylie Minogue - Agent Provocateur - YouTube num num num

Do keep up, there's a good chap. Post #28 refers.

Not that it's a bad thing to see her again...

**thecoops** · 20-04-2012, 19:17

Save's you going through 5 page's

**Badger_Heed** · 20-04-2012, 19:18

I think Kylie is lush.

I'd like to fuck her until I came...and if I did actually managed to get inside her the first person I'd inform would be my wife.

The non Kylie look a like cunt.

**saladdoger** · 20-04-2012, 19:19

If kylie came to me and demanded my services the sex would go in the following order.

1. Gob
2. Clunge
3. Gob
4. Arse
5. Gob
6. Arse
7. Clunge
8. Arse

There would be plenty of slapping, hair pulling and "you know that you love it, you slag" thrown in for free.

**Grey_Mafia65** · 20-04-2012, 19:19

Originally Posted by roadster280

Sister's husband or wife's brother? Not wishing to comment about your sister (if so), but having got in Kylie's knickers it's pretty fucking poor drills he's not still there. That is NOT a mistake I would have made. If I were married to Kylie, she most definitely would not need to worry about my infidelity. You definitely don't go out for a cheeseburger if that's the quality of steak at home.

Without wanting to spoil all your fantasies, but doesn't the fact she can't seem to hang on to a man make you wonder?

**snowboardmic** · 20-04-2012, 19:23

"can't get you out of my head 01" got me round a 7 day pointless point to point ex on insert cassette...for that i would like to split her like fresh pine....mmmmmmmhhhhrrr

**jimmys_best_mate** · 20-04-2012, 19:25

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Without wanting to spoil all your fantasies, but doesn't the fact she can't seem to hang on to a man make you wonder?

No, but I'm willing to divorce the wife and research the question more if Kylie fancies a go on me.

**tiny_lewis** · 20-04-2012, 19:27

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Without wanting to spoil all your fantasies, but doesn't the fact she can't seem to hang on to a man make you wonder?

Not necessarily her fault... and she is not the only woman with that problem. Given who she is, most blokes are (would be) too intimidated to even try to get to know her.

**Roadster280** · 20-04-2012, 19:30

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Without wanting to spoil all your fantasies, but doesn't the fact she can't seem to hang on to a man make you wonder?

Elementary mistake, my dear. Yes, I really am that shallow. Along with the rest of the (heterosexual) male of the species. You're no wet-behind-the-ears teenager, surely you've realised this by now?

The fact she's earned millions over her career would grease quite a few cogs too.